Solarballs High School GC

🐀THEYRE IN THE WALLS🐀

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 10:39 am

EARTH: WHOSE ASS WAS IT??

JUPITER: What are you talking about, Earth?

MARS: yea you don't really use punctuation unless your really freaked out
are you alright

EARTH: FUCK NO
IM NOT ALRIGHT
NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST
THERE WERE NOT ONE
NIT TWO
BUT THREE WHOLE ASS RATS IN THE HONORS CHEM ROOM
SO WHOSE ASS BROUT THE MICE TO SCHOOL

MARS: what

EARTH: AND HERES TYE WORSE PART
MY BUTCHASS TEACHER JUST LEFT US TO FEND FOR OURSELVES
SHE ACTUALLY SAID
"Good luck i'm leaving"

LUNA: WHAT
WAIT
HOW DID IT GET UP THERE??
YOUR CHEM CLASS IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR

SATURN: Oh yea!
There's another three in the auditorium too.

EARTH: OH HELL NAH💀💀💀
NOW I CANT EAT LUNCH IN THERE ANYMORE
IM KILLING MYSLEF

VENUS: a kid found a dead mouse in the only unused sink in the culinary room too

MERCURY: plus me and a couple other nursing students had to bring out 2 rats with some rat traps
one of the other guys got bit tho
:(

EARTH: WHAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT BALLS

MARS: see this is why i'm so glad nothing is in the stem room

URANUS: Same with the art rooms.

NEPTUNE: It wasn't the vet students that for sure 😄
we're only working with bunnies right now🐰🐰

EARTH: IM BURNING THIS PLACE DOWN IF I SEE OR HEAR ABOUT ONE MORE RAT OR MICE HERE AGAIN

JUPITER: Earth, be grateful. At least it is not cockroaches like Saturn, Sol, and I's sophomore year.

SATURN: I remember that. The chills that went through my body. 😱
We couldn't even eat school lunch anymore because the cockroaches got to it.

VENUS: WHAT IS THIS SCHOOLS PROBLEM
RATS / MICE
COCKROACHES
WHATS NEXT
STINK BUGS

SOL: That Happened Right Before Jupiter, Saturn, And I Became Seniors!

MERCURY: THATS ACTUALLY INSANE

EARTH: luna
my dearest younger brother who i love so dearly
is there any way to convince mom to transfr us out of this school

LUNA: unfortunately no

EARTH: DAMN IT

MERCURY: wait, didn't a teacher bring a rat to school

EARTH: OH!
i hope whoever that teacher is fucking kills themsledvs
i hate rodanets if you can't tell <3

SATURN: That was last year!
She got fired for it because it got loose in her room.

JUPITER: It truly is so sad. She was such a wonderful teacher too. At least, from what I heard. The principal made a new rule expecting that teachers do not bring their pets to school anymore.

EARTH: yea i wouldn't say she was a good teacher
CAUSE WHO IN THEIR RIGHYT MIND BRONGS THEIR PET RAT TO THEIR JOB
AND LETS OT GET LOOSE TOO

VENUS: yeah cause like
at LEAST keep it in its cage

NEPTUNE: I honestly think mice are cute 🥰

EARTH: GET ME OUT OF THIS SCHOOL

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The rats, cockroach, and teacher bringing her pet rat to school and it getting lost things are true

in fact, it was my english teacher that brought her rat to school. and it got loose. and stayed for the weekend. it wasn't caught until wednesday. i'm still kinda sad she got fired tho, she was such a nice teacher :(

get me out of that godforsaken place