Solarballs High School GC

Why's It Always in Art🎨

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 3:48 am

EARTH: AHISOAKBWOAPAKSJ

MERCURY: earth?
what are you doing up this early

EARTH: SET IT OFF
THE BAND
IS UPLOADING THE RERECORDING OF WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING ON NOV 1
I CAHT WAIT ANY LONGER

LUNA: emo ass
ofc you like that band

EARTH: you religiously listened to my chemical romance in 7th grade
your ass cannot be talking lil bro 🙏

MERCURY: earth you didn't answer my question

EARTH: candle decided to drop a bomb in her litter box
i like just finished clearing it
plus i don't feel like going back to sleep rn

MERCURY: and what about you luna?

LUNA: wdym?
i usually wake up at this time

VENUS: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP
ITS 3 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING
SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP

EARTH: oh go suck a dick
we're having a conversation here
just put your phone on dnd if you don't wanna be women up by us

VENUS: I-

MERCURY: WAIT IVE NEVER SEEN VENUS THIS FLABBERGASTED

VENUS: SHUT UP SHORT STUFF
🖕

MARS: THE SHIT I WAKE UP TO I SWEAR

MERCURY: WHY TF ARE YALL WAKING UP SO EARLY

EARTH: WHY ARE U UP
HIH
HOW ABOUT THAT MERC

MERCURY: no comment

EARTH: that's what i thought

URANUS: all of you mates are crazy

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 7:05

SATURN: Does anyone feel like something big is going to happen today? Or is it just me?

EARTH: its probably just you
oh!
am i still siting with you for lunch today

SATURN: Of course!

EARTH: perceft

URANUS: Wow that so fake of you mate.

EARTH: HUH
WHAT DID I DO

URANUS: Don't worry! 🙂
You're safe, for now! 🙂

EARTH: chat im being targeted

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 12:38

SATURN: Has anyone heard from Earth? He's not at lunch and he's not responding to any texts. I'm really worried about him. He's not one to skip out on lunch.

JUPITER: I am sure he's alright, dear. Maybe his phone is dead?

LUNA: HES NOT RESPONDING?
EVEN IF HIS PHONE WAS DEAD HED STILL RESPOND

VENUS: true story
once i texted him and his phone died mid conversation
he went silent for a minute then went back to texting like his phone didn't die at all
he told me he threatened to punch someone for a charger
and this was just last year too

URANUS: I was the person he threatened to punch for the charger.

VENUS: did you do anything to him anus man

MERCURY: i mean you did tell earth that he was safe for now
seem pretty suspicious

NEPTUNE: Cousin and I are in algebra 2 right now though? He just woke up from his nap even!

MARS: damn it
he has an alibi

LUNA: SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER

EARTH: sorry gays the nurse just gave me my phone back :P
anyways im heading towards you rn saturn

SATURN: Yay, I guess!

MARS: IM SORRY
THE NURSE???
LIKE THE ONE AT OUR SCHOOL??

EARTH: yea
so funny story

MEECURY: oh dear

EARTH: i'm in art 2 and mrs. boötes was doing a demo for one of our watercolor projects

URANUS: The one with flowers?

EARTH: thats the one
so all of a sudden my vision starts to give out and my legs feel like they might give out on me at any second
so like i'm practically about to faint
i tell her i think i might faint and she sits me down
mrs boötes calls the nurse
the nurse comes and sees that im not looking so hot and asks if i either want to walk or be wheeled to the nurses office
like the fucking idiot i am i say im good enough to walk AND carry my stuff
like my vision was going in and out on the walk there
so once i'm in the clinic the nurse tells me to lay down and takes my bp + pulse
my pulse was sky high like at 163 while my bp was at 61/43
so i was just chilling in the nurses office with saltines and water until she let me go to lunch

URANUS: See this shite always happens in art mates.

LUNA: oh!
you are feeling better now, right?

EARTH: i could ablsouslty do a cartwheel rn
i feel on top of the world

JUPITER: Just don't extenuate yourself, Earth. You did almost just faint.

NEPTUNE: But he didn't!😜😜

VENUS: well im glad your feeling better
but you can still go fuck yourself ❤️

EARTH: TF DID I DO THIS TIME
oh wait
are you still upset at me telling you to suck a dick

VENUS: no i'm upset because you said hey gays instead of hey guys

EARTH: am i wrong tho
everyone here has kissed a man AT LEAST ONCE

URANUS: Even Sol?

EARTH: especially sol
have you seen him around sirius
theyre like
(homos)^2

LUNA: not me
yall stay safe tho

EARTH: i saw what you and titan did in that closet

SATURN: TITAN. MY BROTHER. LUNA. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

LUNA: fuck

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 6:31 pm

EARTH: YALL
TURN YOUR TVS ON
SOMETHING HAPPENED

VENUS: no
i'm doing homework

JUPITER: Can you tell us what happened, Earth?

LUNA: 61 VIRGINIS D IS DEAD

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oh my god there's actually some sort of plot now :)

anyways the whole almost fainting this is word for word exactly what happened to me in my own sophomore year! except it was during my 2nd block and not my lunch block. the funny thing is that exactly 2 months later i got diagnosed with the chronic illness i have. (ﾟωﾟ)

i hope yall enjoyed!