2 chapters in one week, that's a surprise :3
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2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 8:12 am
EARTH: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHTVENUS: so you have nothing to do then
EARTH: i do
im going trick or treating with mars and his brothersMARS: you are??
EARTH: the messages with your mom say so
MARS: you are!!
so yeah me and earth are going with phobos and deimosVENUS: im just watching texas chainsaw massacre
MERCURY: me, neptune, uranus are going to a party tonight
JUPITER: I am to be spending time with Saturn after I finish up with my Calculus 3 work.
SATURN: I also have theater work to do too, then me and my darling boo boo bear will be with each other! I am so excited to go trick or treating with you, darling!
JUPITER: As am I, honey!
EARTH: GAYS
WHO SAID THATLUNA: binging saw again
MARS: wait earth what are you going as
EARTH: so because i'm so amazing and holy
im going ass an angel
hbu marsyMARS: well its good that im going as a devil then
😏VENUS: fucking gay wankers
MERCURY: says a gay wanker himself
EARTH: you know us :3
LUNA: see now im scared to ask what phobos and deimos are going as
MARS: the rizzler and skibidi toilet
EARTH: luna prepare the noose
JUPITER: Earth, no.
EARTH: earth yes
2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 10:10 am
MERCURY: wait Jupiter and Saturn
SATURN: Yes, my tiny friend?
JUPITER: Yes, Mercury?
MERCURY: what are y'all's costumes?
JUPITER: We are to be going as Chucky, me, and Tiffany, Saturn.
SOL: Aren't You Guys A Bit Old To Go Trick Or Treating?
SATURN: No 💛! Let us enjoy the remainder of our youth, okay?
2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 2:56 pm
EARTH: so ignoring the two fights that happened today...
im surprised that only one person got their fake weapon taken awayVENUS: WAIT THERE WERE TWO FIGHTS
MARS: WAIT I KNOW ABOUT THE ONE IN FRONT OF THE LIBRARY BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER
URANUS: I knew about the one in B-Lunch, but there was one by the library?
LUNA: PEOPLE WERE BRINGING IN FAKE WEAPONS????
MERCURY: EARTH WE NEED ELABORATION
EARTH: ok so a girl got jumped in front of the library
idk much about the b-lunch thing
and the weapon one was about a girl bringing in a nerf rifle
the admin were shocked actually
they were all like
it was a girl that brought it not a guyVENUS: that's lowkey underwhelming
EARTH: i don't know shit so don't shoot the messenger
anyway yall let's make fun of the peoples costumes form today im bored
ill start 🙂
there were 5 guys in Trump costumes and they held a rally in the courtyard before first
they barked at me
and im not even in a costumeMERCURY: my condolences
i saw like 6 lorax'sLUNA: just seeing saggi a* in an anger costume from inside out killed me
it wasn't even that goodVENUS: everyone and their mother was wearing an alvin and the chipmunks costume
like way to be unoriginalMARS: i saw some girl painted her skin green to be donatello from tmnt
EARTH: the purple one?
MARS: yes the purple one
EARTH: I LOVE THE PURPLE ONE
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My school you guys! 2 fights in one day AND multiple people brought in big nerf guns, but only one person got theirs taken away. And the people dressing up as Trump is real, except the rally was in the parking lot. I did hear that someone got barked at though. Anyways...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN YALL!!
I hope yall have fun doing what's yall are doing, whether it's trick or treating like me, or just staying home by a fireplace!
I hope you all enjoyed reading this!
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Solarballs High School GC
FanficSolarballs high school au, but in chatfic form cause why not this is also self indulgent i fear