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2 Balls in a Ball Sack - 6:32 pm

EARTH: VIRGIN D MAN GOT KILLED
dammit luna you stole my thinder

LUNA: you're to slow ig 🤷

VENUS: WAIT WHAT
SOME RANDO GOT MURDERED???

EARTH: WELL DID YOU TELL THEM THAT HE GOT BRUTALLY MURDERED
LIKE INTESTINES HOLDING UP HIS BODY BRUTAL

SATURN: I think I am going to be sick. 🤢
That is just way too graphic, Earth.

MARS: EARTH HOW DID U GET THAT INFO

LUNA: YEAH WHERE?
THERE NOT SAYING IT IN THE NEWS

EARTH: did you not check the text from mom

JUPITER: Earth and Luna, I thought that your mother was a surgeon?

EARTH: oh she is!
they just need surgeons to get virginis d's body in some sort of recognizable shape!

NEPTUNE: Wasn't that the guy who jumped onto me? 🤨🤨

LUNA: yeah, it was

MERCURY: see I want to say good riddance but then i'd feel bad

VENUS: i wouldnt
good riddance 🙂

EARTH: wait hold up
the news is saty ign that this is the work of some ind of serial killer
like its really remunovibt of a murder a couple towns over fron lats week

VENUS: ignoring the serial killer part
earth what the fuck are half of those words in all of that you said
are you high or some shit

EARTH: belg

LUNA: it's alright you emo old man
i know it's past your bedtime

EARTH: go fuck yourseld

2 Balls in a Ball Sack - 8:12 am

JUPITER: Did you all hear that we have an exchange student coming today? Apparently he is from Serbia.

NEPTUNE: Does he have long orange hair? 🍊🍊

JUPITER: I am pretty sure that the one!

NEPTUNE: Then yup! 👍
He's in my first period right now! 1️⃣
He does like to stare though! 👁️

SATURN: I'm sure that perfectly normal back in Serbia! Maybe he wants you to be his friend?

NEPTUNE: Okay! ✅
I'm gonna go talk to him! 👁️

URANUS: Good luck, mate!
The worst he can say is no! Go get that man!

SATURN: Uranus, sweetie. Neptune is asking to be his friend.

URANUS: Oh.
Go get that new friend, mate!

2 Balls in a Ball Sack - 1:30 pm

EARTH: WHO THE FUCK IS IT

JUPITER: What has you so agitated, Earth?

EARTH: SOME BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HAS A CRUSH ON ME
ME

MARS: and the problem with that is...

EARTH: like i love it when people like me
like it's me yk
im ✨special✨

VENUS: special us definitely a word to describe you

EARTH: why thank you

VENUS: i don't mean it that way

EARTH: oh
anyways
but when they have romantic feelings for me
no fucking way
also some guy is staring at me in my german 2 honors class
like it's highkey creepy

MERCURY: ignoring the fact that I can't find the problem in anyone liking you romantically,
wdym someone is staring at you

EARTH: he's not even paying attention
just looking at me
and when the teacher calls on him he just answers perfectly

MERCURY: that is highkey creepy

EARTH: anyway let's get back to the person who has a crush one ne
if any of yall knwo
please tell like rn
or i will beat you up
:3

LUNA: does anyone find it weird that we get an exchange student at the same time there's a serial killer rampant around the city?

VENUS: no?
stop being so weird freshie

LUNA: so now i know what earth and i are doing after school today

EARTH: don't rope me into this

LUNA: too late
we're summoning something to sick onto venus

EARTH: never mind i'm in

VENUS: EARTH
TF DID I DO TO YOU

EARTH: just keep being yoyrseld
you silly, special, little guy!

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NO CAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, AND ITS ONE OF MY ESTRANGED FRIENDS TOO (if you've read my other book yall probably already know this part)

THE WAY I FOUND OUT WAS INSANE TOO. ME AND ANOTHER ONE IF MY FRIENDS HAD TO BRIBE YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS WITH COOKIES TO FIND OUT WHO IT WAS. AND THEN WHEN I TOLD YET MORE OF MY FRIENDS THEY SAID HIS CRUSH ON ME WAS OBVIOUS??? like how tf did i not notice it?? plus i even told him im aroace? apparently he said to the friend i had to bribe that he was going to try and quell his crush for me but idk? this whole situation is really fucking with me rn

anyways hope yall enjoyed this!

and i'm totally not self promoting here but if yall want to go read my other book i also do Vortex lore drops there!

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