Solarballs High School GC

✈️Jump or Get Jumped ✈️

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 1:10 pm

MARS: URANUS
NEPTUNE
GET ONLINE RN

NEPTUNE: Yes little robot? 🤖

URANUS: Yeah?
What's it that you need Mars?

VENUS: DO YALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED FOR SAGGY A* TO MAKE THAT ANNOUNCEMENT

MARS: DO YALL KNOW WHO GOT JUNPED?

MERCURY: SOMEONE GOT JUMPED???
WHO??

MARS: A JUNIOR
THATS WHY IM ASKING NEPTUNE AND URANUS

URANUS: Well it's a funny story actually.

VENUS: WHO JUMPED THE JUNIOR

MARS: A FUCKING FRESHMAN
SPEAKING OF WHICH
LUNA GET YOUR ASS HERE

URANUS: If I may finish...
Neptune was the one who got jumped

JUPITER: Oh good heavens. That's truly saddening. Are you alright, Neptune?

NEPTUNE: Yup! 👍
Thankfully Uranus broke my fall!🥶🥶

MERCURY: Wait fall

MARS: doesn't getting jumped mean like
getting beat up?

URANUS: What happened was that a while me and Neptune were talking by the exit to the stairs

JUPITER: Neptune and I*.

SATURN: Not right now sugarplum!
Let's let Uranus continue what he was saying!

JUPITER: Of course Sweetpea!

VENUS: AND THEURE AT IT AGAIN

URANUS: ANYWAYS
A random freshman jumped off of the stairs from like the midway point and onto Neptune. Then Neptune consequently fell onto me. Said freshman then got up and actually jumped some guy behind us.

MARS: no cause like that's actually insane

MERCURY: what are the people in this school on
i think i need some of it
like rn

JUPITER: See, I would say something but Calculus 3 is testing my patience so you get a pass for once, Mercury.

MERCURY: LETS GO

MARS: Wait
something feels
off

URANUS: Yeah.
I can't explain it, but it feels wrong.

VENUS: i can
WHERE THE FUCK ARE EARTH AND LUNA
HIS ASS WOULD BE DYING OF LAUGHTER CAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED

MARS: THATS RIGHT
AND LUNA NEVER RESPONDED TOO

JUPITER: It is perplexing. Have any of you all seen either of them today? I do not think I have at all.

MERCURY: we have geometry for first with me
and he was in class
but he looked anxious

SATURN: Anxious? That's interesting. Were you able to talk to him at all?

MEECURY: Not during class
when we got out i asked him and he said he was nervous about an exam he had in second
we parted ways after that
so other than first, i haven't seen him since

VENUS: usually we walk past each other while going to our seminars but i didn't see him at all today
and yk how he is
you always see him
even when you don't want too

SATURN: Maybe he got sick?

MARS: then he would say something about him dying to at least me
and Luna doesn't usually get sick
at least form what I heard

NEPTUNE: Let's just wait for the two to respond!!😊😊

URANUS: Sure. Let's just hope it doesn't take too long.

2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 8:52 pm

EARTH: sorry yall be were on a plane
WAIT URANUS AND NEPTUNE GOT JUMPED?????
WHAT THE FUCK DID WE MISS

LUNA: oh yeah that sounds like 61 Virginis D
what did he look like

NEPTUNE: Dark brown and light brown striped hair, and kind of like a camel🐪🐪.

LUNA: yup that Virginis D

VENUS: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YALL THEN

EARTH: yall might not like the answer

JUPITER: It physically cannot be that bad, right? As long as you two are not an ocean away. Or in France.

EARTH: we're in france

VENUS: WHAT THE
DUDE WHY ARE YOU IN FRANCE

LUNA: relax well only be here for 3 more days
our parents have some sort of surgeon conference they have to go to here

EARTH: and luan and i have to go to a funreal

LUNA: bro how did your emo ass misspell YOUR OWN BROTHERS NAME

EARTH: SHUT

MARS: how rich are yall that you can afford being in france for 3 days

EARTH: were loaded i fear
were in a great hotel with yumy food
but the escargot is ass

JUPITER: Earth, Luna, I am truly disappointed in where you two are. You know about my sentiment for the French. And Earth, I thought you shared my disliking of frenchmen.

EARTH: sorry
:(
tho its not really like we had a choice
it was either france or school
so i chose fracne
id rather be in france then school
AND J HATE FRANCE

LUNA: well you definitely didn't act like that when that one guy spoke to you only in french

EARTH: so eee
lanuges
fre
i'm too tmiredw to arguen rn

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ok so like someone did get jumped on from the stairs like at the beginning of september and that was mad hilarious to hear what actually happened

AND THE BETGER PART IS THAT THE JUNIOR, a couple days later, CAME BACK FOR ROUND TWO AND BEAT THE FRESHMAN UP AFTER SCHOOL

hope yall enjoyed!!