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㊙💌 Love Letter [Subkit] ❤✨

[this wasn't requested by anybody, I'm just doing this for the start of the oneshots!! <3]

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"So...two more days until Valentines Day." Hyperlaser said.

"As if I care, I don't care about anybody! Or even love anybody, what's the point?" Subspace rested his chin on his hand. 

"Do you care about your Biografts?" Hyperlaser looked at one of them standing near the entrance, watching it fall on its face. :/

"They're robots, they don't have feelings," Subspace walked over to a Biograft. "Here, let me show you!" 

"YES, CREATOR?" the Biograft stood straight. 

"Your ass is so big it makes me want to kill myself." Subspace growled. Biograft tilted its head, as it then walked away. "See?" Subspace looked at Hyperlaser. "I can remember SOMEBODY that you used to love..." Hyperlaser tok off his mask and smirked. Subspace blushed, then gave a glare at Hyperlaser. "Oh yeah? Then who?" Subspace grinned evily. 

"I think...his name was Medkit." 

"Fuck that guy, he took away everything!" Subspace picked up a sealed-up jar. Inside it was Medkit's eye he ripped out, the teal pupil being gray, after all those years. The jar bottom was stained teal, as Subspace laughed. "His eye! I can't believe I still have it!" 

Hyperlaser cringed at the eye. For Subspace, it was an amazing sight. Well, for Hyperlaser...he felt nauseous. 

"Well, you have a valentine this year?" Subspace asked Hyperlaser. "Ah. Well, I'm not telling anybody yet, I'm not sure." Hyperlaser replied. 

"Makes sense. Nobody can see your ✨ ZESTY ✨ face if you wear that mask all the time! That's not so skibidi of you." 

"Uh huh, says you! Look at you, you're also wearing a mask!" 

"BUT it only covers half my face, unlike yours!" 

"Good point there. Anygays, I'm going to hang out with Katana. Bye." Hyperlaser put his mask back on, and grabbed his jacket from the hanger. "Bye, Hyperlaser!!" Subspace waved. The doors whooshed closed, as Subspace looked at the paper on his desk. 

He crumbled it up, tossing it into the trash can like "KOBE". Subspace smiled as it flew through the air, he's never made trash inside the trash can. [skill issue. 💀]

It hit the side of the trash can, leaning towards the bin. It tilted, then fell on the floor. "Damn it!" he growled, writing on another piece of paper. 

And another. 

And perhaps even one more. 

Maybe 3 papers. 

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He thought the writing was perfect, it expressed lots of emotion. He sealed it up in a letter and put a heart sticker to seal it. He smirked, writing the address. 

'To: Medkit
From: Vine Staff'

There! Medkit will totally believe that Vine Staff sent him that letter. Subspace snickered and ran over to Medkit's house. He put it on the front porch and rang the doorbell, then ran away. He heard the door creak open, and looked behind him. There was the medic, picking up the letter and seeming to be reading it. 

He shrugged, and went inside, the letter with him. Once Subspace reached his lab, he couldn't help but burst out into laughter. 

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It was only a few hours until he heard the door to his lab open. There was Biograft. "GREETINGS, CREATOR. MEDKIT IS AT YOUR DOOR. LET HIM IN, YES OR NO?" It spoke. 

"Hmmm...let him in!" Subspace ordered. 

Medkit came in, looking...usual. Black bags under his eyes, his grumpy expression, and of course. 

One eye. 

"Well, hello, my old friend! How's it been!" Subspace grinned. 

"Shut up, I only came here to talk to you about something," Medkit pulled out the letter. The love letter. "I think you sent it to the wrong person." 

Subspace just stared at it, shocked. "How did you even-"

"Nice prank there, trying to fool me that Vine Staff sent this. I know your handwriting, nice try blud." 

Subspace didn't take the letter. "Have it, it's for you!" Subspace blushed. 

Medkit raised a brow at Subspace, letting go of some anger. "And?" he asked. Subspace turned around and hid his red face, using his hands to cover it. 

"Don't hide from me." Medkit walked over to Subspace. 

He touched Subspace's shoulder, as Subspace looked at him. Medkit took off the gas mask and leaned in for a kiss, the sharp teeth causing his lips to bleed a bit. Subspace felt his insides boil, as if his stomach acid would spill all over.

Or perhaps even the poison in him. 

Medkit broke the kiss, taking a breath of air. "O-oh..." Subspace spoke. 

"I love you too." Medkit gave another kiss. 

Subspace blushed a bit, then smiled warmly. "I love you too, Meddy! <3"

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So...ik this was pretty short, but its late and I have school tomorrow, I hope you liked it though. I kinda rushed the end of the chapter because, you know! SLEEP. I feel like I sound like Biograft all of a sudden wtf. anygays, thanks for reading this <3

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