[not requested by anybody!! <3 gonna make subspace ragequit a game!! :D also inspired by my own ban :,)]
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"Argh!!" Subspace shouted as he slammed his fist on the keyboard. The keys flew off once again, landing on the carpet with a soft thud. He was playing PHIGHTING!, and this one Sword character kept targeting him.
He hated those ranged people, but...this person was even worse!! He picked up the keys to his keyboard and popped them back in, as the round ended. "Defeat!!" the sound said through his pc.
"Dang it!!" Subspace growled. And of course...that Sword character was the mvp. Subspace is always- or, well, used to be the mvp!!
"Ha ha!! You guys are noobs!!" they typed in the chat.
"Hey!! We tried, no need to get so toxic :(" another person said in the chat.
"Well womp womp, cry about it!! Play your stupid lil' tycoon or something!!" the Sword said.
Subspace wanted to say something back...or maybe even roast them!! He got ready to press enter, but then stopped. "If I say that, I'll get banned!! I'm not risking it!!" he thought. [Could never be me i click enter right away] Another round started, as the map was Bread Factory and it was the mode Conquer.
He was put in the same team with that Sword player. "Ugh, my team sucks!! Especially that Subspace over there!!" Sword said. Subspace's anger boiled up. "I swear if he says something one more time..." Subspace thought.
They all rushed to the center of the map, as Subspace was that one sweat kid. [or old man] The round continued on, as it then ended. "Victory!!" the sound said.
"gg." Subspace typed in the chat.
"gg." others typed back.
"Y'all did terrible!! And you, Subspace..." the Sword player walked up to Subspace's face. "You were booty cheeks!!"
Subspace growled. He felt the urge to say something back...but he couldn't risk getting banned!! Aha!! Maybe he could private chat him!! Subspace clicked on their usename, then typed furiously.
"Shut yo goofy ahh no robux kid no life no parents be livin' on the streets i see u on there 24/7 daym man go find some parents wait no one wants u cause ur so ugly." Subspace said in the chat.
The Sword player didn't type anything back. "I'm going to report you." they private chat Subspace.
"Go ahead, see if i care!!" Subspace typed back. It felt good saying all those things. A round started, as they did the countdown. Subspace's screen then froze, as a message popped up.
"YOU'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE SERVER." Subspace read. He groaned and clicked leave, as it said he was banned for 1 day. xd
"DAMN IT, FUCK YOU SWORD PLAYER!!"
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[i just looooooove getting banned in roblox totally guys!! 😋😋 this was inspired by my ban cause uhhh i just had to get my feelings out. im banned for 7 days, not 1 like subspace. when subspace said those things, i said SOME of it. i just added for detail to it here :3 anyways bye love y'all <3]
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Randomi'm just addicted to phighting, expect me to do subkit the most : ) - ♡ i'll do anything y'all request me : 3 cover isn't mine, but the edits are!! : 3 [#1 in robloxphighting as of 10/29/24] [#1 in swocket as of 11/4/24]
