PHIGHTING! oneshots :3

✨🫂 Cuddles [BanKitSpace] ♡ 🌟

requested by EndM4rK_of_AxeL : 3

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Medkit was in his office, doing some paperwork...as usual. He laid his head down, then sighed. He hated being a doctor, he wished he got an interesting role. Being a prison warden like Banhammer, there's drama all the time. Or perhaps even a scientist like Subspace, it would be cool to make new discoveries. Instead, he was a doctor. 

"Wow, you're so lucky to be a doctor, Medkit!!" Others would say. They would think his pay was high, but it wasn't. For him, yeah. He's overworked and underpaid. : /

"Boo!!" Subspace jumpscared Medkit from behind. Medkit jumped and looked at Subspace behind him, then growled. "Subspace, I'm trying to work here...and since when did you even come?" 

"Oh, I watched you do paperwork for 4 hours!!" Subspace boasted proudly. 

"Uh huh..." Medkit raised a brow. 

"Anyways, come here!! I think you need a hug." Subspace embraced with Medkit. Medkit opened his mouth to shout at Subspace, but never mind! He hugged back. There was a knock at the door, as Medkit opened it. There was BanHammer, holding his giant ban hammer. Of course. 

"Oh hello there, Med!" BanHammer looked at the short man. 

"Hey, Ban." Medkit looked at BanHammer's blindfold, seeing four purple glowing eyeballs staring into his. He gulped. "Anyways, why don't you come in?" Medkit opened the door for the thick warden. :,)

"Thanks, Medkitten~" BanHammer said in a weird tone. Medkit cringed at the saying. 

Subspace just waved, as the three of them sat at the table afterwards. It was an awkward moment, nobody didn't talk about anything. "Fuck your invention, Subspace." BanHammer growled. 

"Eh?" Subspace raised his head. "What did you just say about Biograft?" 

"That piece of shit always beats me in phights, he even targets me sometimes!" BanHammer slammed his fist on the wooden table, as it collapsed. 

"Good! That means Biograft is unstoppable!!" Subspace snickered. 

"Uhm, do you guys want to watch a movie or something?" Medkit stuttered, afraid of the tall men fighting with him in the middle. [Yes, Subspace is 1 inch taller than Medkit.] 

BanHammer and Subspace looked at Medkit. "Sure!" they replied. So they sat down on the couch, Medkit sitting in the middle...again. 

BanHammer put on a movie, while Subspace cooked the popcorn...but he exploded the microwave. 😭 Medkit growled and decided to cook the popcorn, while Subspace could bring the pillows and blankets. But unfortunately, he failed. He ended up ripping up the pillows like a dog, as BanHammer decided to get the pillows. 

Subspace was in charge of defense. 

":3" Subspace looked out the window, and spotted...nothing.

The popcorn was ready, the couch was set, and the movie was playing. Today would be a relaxing night, no paperwork, no experiments, and no chasing after Broker. 

"Oh honey, you don't have to do this!" said an actor in the movie. 

"I have to. It's for your sake." 

BanHammer left his blindfold hanging on his horn, that was the only place where he could put it. Subspace snuggled with Medkit, laying his head on Medkit's shoulder. Subspace's tail thumped on the couch wildly, feeling warmth. 

BanHammer got up to use the bathroom or something, as Subspace followed for some random reason. 

"Hey, BanHammer!" Subspace shouted. BanHammer jumped, not shouting or anything...just looking at the ground. "Subspace...do you know this feeling?" BanHammer questioned. Subspace tilted his head. "What feeling?" 

"It's like...whenever I'm around Medkit, I get this sort of...crushing feeling? Like, I want his attention so bad...I-I don't know! I feel like...nervous around him!!" BanHammer explained. 

"Oh!! BanHammer, that sounds like a serious illness!! I think you need to go to the doctor or something!!" Subspace answered. 

"Really?!! YOU THINK I'M ILL?" 

Subspace nodded his head. "Alright...thanks!" BanHammer said. The two of them went back to the couch, snuggling with the medic afterwards.

Subspace then fell asleep, snoring softly. Medkit couldn't help it but also fall asleep, and so did BanHammer. 

Maybe it was time to catch some z's. :3

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[So...this took me a while, I had lots of homework and stuff like for projects...thanks for reading this, I rushed at the ending, sorry...]