Cradles | Alastor Angst

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So, greetings. I love fluff it's so cute

TW:

- Mentions of SH
- fluff so fluffy it will rot your teeth
- OOC characters
- AU/HC
- No ships (yet)

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1pm or smth

Nobody's POV

Alastor sat next to Charlie on the couch, earning a scowl from Lucifer. She grinned at him smugly. Charlie looked at him in surprise, then back at the cards in her hand.

'UNO!' Angel yelled. Everyone groaned.

'That's two cards.' Fizz said.

'Cap. It's four.' Husk said woozily, struggling to keep his 57 cards from falling out of his hand.

'That's because you're drunk.'

'Mmmm.... can't play cards when Im drunk, Al's gonna whoop my ass... gonna gamble my soul, the fucker says.'

'Not husk casually lore dropping.' Alastor said blankly.

'Y'all knew each other?' Angel said, picking up a card, then scowling when he read it.

'Yeah.'

'mmmmm... he used to come to my bar.'

'Stop revealing my backstory husk. You're killing my mysterious vibe.' That got a few laughs.

'You're way more chill than I thought. But you gotta stop tryna steal my daughter.' Lucifer said plainly.

'What.'

'Stop being her dad.'

'I'm not trying to???'

'Oh.'

'...'

'This is awkward.' Stolas said awkwardly.

'Zestial can adopt me.' Alastor said.

'What???'

'Without me??' Lucifer said, offended.

'Nothing.' Alastor said again.

'UNO!' Beelzebub screamed, holding her card up in the air.

'I saw your card.' Said Loona.

'Don't tell.' Bee sat back down next to Alastor.

'What did you get?'

'I ain't telling you.'

'Chill I'm not playing.' Alastor said breezily.

Bee tipped her her card. +4.

'You got this-'

'YOU CANT DO STACKS ANGEL!' Blitz yelled.

'UM, YES I CAN??'

'NO!'

'HOUSE RULES BITCH!'

'Ahh shit...'

Alastor winced, her ears falling to either side of her head at the yelling. Charlie looked at her, brows furrowed in worry.

'Are you okay Alastor?'

'Huh!? OH! Yes me I am fine yes.' Alastor said, totally fine.

'Are you okay smiles??? You sound like your brain is scrambled.'

'Also your ears went down.'

'Bro💀'

'I'm fine Charlie.'