So uh, this is kinda shit because it's just a filler, so uhm, yeah. Enjoy some chaos.
TW:
- OOC Characters
- HC/AU
- crack treated seriously_______________________________________
Nobody's POV
Lilith and Alastor walked into the lobby, gingerly avoiding the pillows strewn across the stairs, the remaints of a mattress sliding race. Alastor walked on tip-toes lightly, her red hooves making barley a sound on the carpet. The others looked up from the circle they had made on the floor as they entered.
'Mom! Alastor! We're playing Never have I ever if you're interested.'
'Sounds great honey.'
'Where the heaven were you? You were gone for like 15 minutes.'
'I spent a while trying to find Alastor's room. I probably should have asked for directions.'
'I didn't want to come,' Alastor said, 'but here we are.'
'You look a little pale Al, you good?'
'Just a headache.'
'Do you want some painkillers? I've got some if yes.'
'That would be appreciated.'
'Here.' Charlie threw him the bottle. Alastor caught it, then read the label.
'Why do you even have this?'
'Angel fell down the stairs.'
'Huh. I thought given his proffesion, he might be able to use his body better.' Husk choked on his beer.
'I never thought I'd have to say this, but Alastor, no explicit sex jokes.' Vaggie repremanded her.
'My bad.' She looked at the label on the pill bottle again. 'One to two per week, take as needed... so that's four.' She poured four into her palm, then threw it back to Vaggie. 'Im going to go get water.'
'Wait, what the hell was that math you just did?'
'That's math Angel.'
'...It means you take two.'
'OH. Well... I'm sure it's fine.'
'You could die.'
Alastor looked at Vaggie blankly. 'Really?'
'Yeah. That's really dangerous.'
'Even more reason to do it!!!' Alastor smiled happily and walked towards the kitchen.
'Jesus fucking christ boss.' Husk said, taking a swig of his beer. Lilith stood up and followed her.
'I got this guys.' She said, following Alastor into the kitchen. She leaned on the doorway, watching as Alastor grabbed a cup and filled it up.
'Only 1.'
'What?'
'Only take one.'
Alastor huffed. 'Fine.'
She chugged it, and they walked out. Lilith looked over at her companion, noting that she still trembled slightly. Poor girl.
They sat back down in the circle. Charlie volunteered to go first for the game.
'But wasn't it just my turn?' Angel asked, shooting Charlie a confused look.
'New people, we restart.'
'What does new people change-'
'ANYWAY, mine are... I hate my parents,' Lucifer gave her an offended look, while Lilith just shrugged. 'Why did you shrug like that?' Charlie asked, looking at Lilith, a hurt look on her face.
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Cradles | Alastor Angst
FanfictionI'll make a better cover i swear! So this is basically an alastor angst story where alastor is actually a girl, but hides it because his parents wanted a guy and fed her gender reassignment pills, so she's doing what they said. Lmao she's so goofy