As the boys gear up for the Super Bowl, the atmosphere is electric with anticipation. Judah and Alex head out on a beer run, armed with a shopping list and their game faces.
In the aisle, Judah tosses a few six-packs into the cart, casually checking off items. "Alright, we're good to go," he says, glancing at Alex, who's scanning the shelves with increasing frustration.
"No, we're not! Where's my favorite beer?" Alex replies, his tone rising. He starts rifling through the options, clearly not finding what he wants.
"Dude, it doesn't matter. Just grab something else," Judah suggests, trying to keep the mood light.
"It does matter! I can't watch the Super Bowl without my beer!" Alex shoots back, his irritation boiling over. Just then, he spots someone wearing a 49ers jersey happily cradling the last pack of his favorite brew.
"No way! That's my beer!" Alex exclaims, pointing dramatically.
Judah chuckles, but Alex marches over to the guy. "Hey! You're wearing the wrong colors, man! You can't be drinking that!"
The guy looks up, unfazed, and smirks. "Maybe if your team wasn't so pathetic, you'd have a better selection."
"What did you just say?" Alex replies, stepping closer, ready for a verbal showdown. "At least my team doesn't have a losing record!"
The two exchange insults, their voices rising as Judah hangs back, shaking his head in disbelief. "Guys, come on. It's just beer!"
"Yeah, but this guy thinks he can come into my territory and flaunt his lousy taste!" Alex shoots back, still locked in the verbal tussle.
"I'll take my team's legacy over your sad excuse for a franchise any day," the 49ers fan retorts, grinning.
Just as it seems things might escalate, Judah interjects, laughing. "Look, how about we just share a drink after the game? Loser buys!"
The two rivals pause, exchanging looks before they both burst into laughter, realizing how ridiculous they've become. Alex storms back to Judah with a smirk, "You're lucky I didn't throw down."
Judah just shakes his head, pushing the cart forward. "Come on, let's find something you'll actually drink. And try not to fight any more 49ers fans today, alright?"
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Just Sh*t: A New York City Story
HumorIn the heart of New York City, five friends share an apartment, navigating the messy, unpredictable, and often hilarious challenges of young adulthood. Judah, the practical yet ambitious leader, struggles to balance his aspirations with the realitie...
