Darius: "Enough! Let us settle this once and for all!"
Cody: "Oh no! ...by the way Starlee and I started dating."
Mikey: "Finally! Don owes me twelve bucks. Remember that time we went to the mall to get Helix 2 and you were acting like dating Starlee was the lamest thing ever? ...I mean what was that about?"
Leo: "Enough talk! Let's take him down!"
Darius: "Ha ha ha! I see you Turtles have traded in your fancy weapons for some ancient relics instead!"
Raph: "We kicked way more butt with these bad boys than them souped up glowy versions. You're done, Dunn."
(High threes Mikey)
(Big fight with Darius in the penthouse)
Don: "Um Cody? We don't have our atmospheric breathing apparatuses on! How are we still..?"
Cody: "Oh I modified the penthouse air systems a while ago so any species could breathe in here!"
Raph: "Annnd ya didn't think ta do that while we were stuck here for a year?"
Mikey: "I liked it! Nice and snugly chest plates! Color coded and everything!"
Raph: "Yeah. You would."
(Leo sliced off Darius' cannons, Don tripped him, then Cody used both Turtle X's to punch Darius out the window)
(Constable Biggles was writing a traffic ticket down below when Darius crashed onto his car)
Biggles: "What's all this then? Mister Dunn, I'm afraid even an upstanding citizen such as yourself is not above the law. You are officially under arrest."
(The Turtles and Cody cheered)
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TMNT: To the Future and Shell Back
FanfictionSet in the 2003 series in between Back to the Sewer and Turtles Forever. After defeating Cyber Shredder during Casey and April's wedding, the Turtles find themselves in yet another time travel adventure which gives them the chance to defeat Darius D...