Total drama Mike+alters x fem!reader

You Regatta Be Kidding Me

Chris:[on the intercom] I have a big announcement. Today the teams are being merged!
Y/n:(great...)
Chris:that's right! From now on,challenges are for individual winners only and everyone is at risk of getting the Noto Royal Flush. [ring ring] I have to take this,it's my stylist...

Zoey&y/n:stick together no matter what?
Cam:friendship finale version 2.0 here we come!
M?ke:hey um,can I get on that?
Y/n:aww of course,Mike.
Zoey:[nods]
Cam:of course!

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Cam:for now...
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Zoey:I was weary of Mike last season so this season I'm gonna trust what y/n says about him.
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Mal:it's SO easy to imitate Mike. Not even Zoey knows I'm not him. The only person in my way is a certain annoying girl... [he groans]
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Y/n:Mal can be either predictable or unpredictable. But,that all depends on the challenge. I just have to keep a close eye on him...
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In Mike's subconscious

We see Mike struggling to walk cause of the huge rock chained to his ankle.

Mike:ugh! C'mon! Ugh...what drag...huh?

Mike then sees a giant scary-looking tower from afar.

Mike:wait,what's at the top of that tower? It kinda looks like-

"Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

A bunch of question marks started flying around Mike. He quickly grabbed one and broke the chain off. (I mean,he IS super strong 🤭)

Mike:yes!

"Why? Why? Why?"

Mike:because!

Mike then started walking around in his subconscious when he spots Chester at a small stand.

Mike:Chester! Are you...selling skateboards?
Chester:eh,was Mal's idea.
Mike:maybe you could help me find him and get control of my mind again!
Chester:who? Mal!? Oh he's the whippiest of whipper snappers that ever-
Mike:CHESTER! Will you help me?!
Chester:erm...ah what the heck! I'm with ya Mike!

Mike grabs a skateboard out of Chester's hand and breaks his ankle chain.

Mike:all right! Let's go! To the weird creepy tower!
Chester:yeah! Oh boy...this is gonna probably end badly...

Out of Mike subconscious

Chris was arguing with his stylist before angrily hanging up.

Chris:guy thinks I'm colorblind. As if! Anywho,this week's challenge is a regatta around the island!
Duncan:a re-what-a?
Chris:Regatta? It's a boat race?
Duncan:then why didn't you say that?
Chis:cause I'm classy? Hello! First person to successfully circumnavigate the entire island  wins immunity,and a night at the spa hotel. Don't worry,Chef will keep things interesting by providing some obstacles for you. [chuckles]
Y/n:we weren't worried about that.
Chris: some boats are seaworthy some are sinkerific. And,they're all first come, first serve. Starting...NOW!

We all ran towards the boats. Alejandro was the first to get a boat. Then Courtney and Gwen together, and then I saw Mal sabotaging the other boats. I grabbed his arm and dragged him in the big boat.