Total drama Mike+alters x fem!reader

The Obsta-Kill Kourse

In the girls cabin,Courtney was pacing around the room,ranting about Scott being upset with her about something. While Zoey was listening and trying to comfort her,y/n was very uninterested but stayed for Zoey.

Courtney:how could Scott dump me?! Ugh!
Zoey:I know it's hard-
Courtney:kissing Cameron was an accident!
Y/n:(wow,Cam kissed a girl?)
Zoey:oh,of course! But-
Courtney:and HE kissed ME!
Zoey:TIME OUT!
Y/n:(woah...)
Zoey:sorry,just-maybe you just need to talk? And hey,on the bright side,kissed by 2 guys in 1 day? You're r on fire!
Y/n:(but the 2 guys were Scott and Cameron...wouldn't say "she's on fire".)

Y/n quickly became bored by the tirade and left to the dock for some fresh air.

Mal:hey.
Y/n:hey Mal,what are you out here?
Mal:could ask you the same question.
Y/n:ugh. Courtney was whining about Scott being mad at for kissing Cam or something...
Mal:Courtney? And Cam?
Y/n:[lightly chuckles] I know right? Didn't think he had it in him...
Mal:right...
Y/n:you told him to do it,didn't you?
Mal:yep.
Y/n:[sighs] I swear,what am I going to do with you?
Mal:[lightly chuckles] can't wait to see what you'll do.

In Mike's subconscious

Mike and Chester were walking towards the scary castle,they still had a long way to go.

Chester:so. Much. WALKING! Why'd I ever agreed to go on this "quest"? There better not be any rock and roll music,o-or dance where we're going!
Svetlana:v'ill you keep it down wit zhe babbling? He might hear you!
Mike:Svetlana! Uh...what are you doing?
Svetlana:Mal told me "sculpting fishies v'ith butter,or cease to exist!"
Mike:well it's time to cease HIS existence. Come with us!-
Svetlana:shhh! Stop v'ith zhe talking! He has ears everywhere!

Svetlana then pointed at the floating cloud-like ears floating above them. But suddenly,they started shrinking.

Chester:huh?
Svetlana:z-z'hat's never happened before!
Mike:guys look! They're twitching!

The now small floating ears started twitching,when suddenly a familiar voice came through them...

"[lightly Chuckles] I swear,what am I gonna do with you,man?"
Mike:I-is that-?

Then the ears grew back to their previous size,and the 3 went back to being quiet.

Mike:wasn't that-? But why would...? Mal has never left his guard down before...

Out of his subconscious

After awhile

Chris:[on the intercom] attention maggots! Last one on the beach drops and gives me 50! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Y/n:funny he says that when he knows Alejandro is on Boney Island.
Mal:speaking of Alejandro,I want to make him pay for sabotaging my sabotage.
Y/n:I'm sure there's an easy way to make him "pay". He HAS been getting sloppy ever since Heather left.
Mal:you're confusing. You tell me not to do bad things,but then help me do bad things also?
Y/n:I'm ok with you sabotaging the evil people here,but I am NOT ok with you hurting Mike and our friends!
Mal:fine whatever.

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Y/n:ok,maybe I'm a bit biased. But so what? It's not like I'm a bad person or anything!
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Alejandro did ended doing the 50 pushups before Chris explained the challenge.

Chris:listen up,worms. Chef's boot-camp challenge was tough,but this is season 5! Things are about to get a lot more hurt-y with the Chris McLean Obsta-Kill Course! Patent pending. To win this full-on race challenge and avoid getting flushed,first you'll have to conquer the Fun Tires! Get past them,and you'll make it to the Rope of Slope! Some ropes are less reliable than the others,so choose wisely but not too wisely,that would spoil the fun...for me. Next the snapping bars!
Zoey:why are they called that?
Chris:oh,you'll see. Then,it's on a pleasant road through Duck and Cover. Come out of that alive,and you're in for a real treat!
Scott:[scoffs] piece of cake!
Chris:huh. Well in that case...
Y/n:[punches Scott in the back of the head] you MORON!
Chris:everyone has to wear a heavy pack for the whole challenge! Abandon your pack and you'll face a brutal penalty. Seriously,this is gonna be awesome!

Everyone groaned as they went to go put on their packs.

Y/n:[whispering to Mal]even if Scott didn't say anything,Chris would've made us wear these packs either way.
Mal:if you knew that,then why did you punch him?
Y/n:[smirking]cause why not?
Mal:[chuckles wickedly] you're almost as bad as me-
Al:Mal,correct?

The 2 turned to see Alejandro talking to Mal in a confronting manner.

Al:I'm not known for being trust worthy,but that's why I've procured a DVD full of footage of you at your shiftiest. Your hours here are numbered pal! Or should I say Mal.
Y/n:but that ALL depends on who wins this challenge,mr. Dead donkeys. [grabs Mal's hand and pulls him away] let's go "Mike."

The Fun Tires were really just regular tires with booby-traps,so they weren't that hard to get through. Next the Rope of Slope was a 1 by 4 rope wall with a bunch of weird and dangerous ropes. Luckily,y/n and Mal managed to get over the wall without using the bad ropes to climb.

Chris:y/n is the first to reach the Snapping Bars! Followed by Mike,Gwen and Zoey!

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Y/n:Zoey and I used to climb on the monkey bars ALL the time! And besides the fact I broke my arm that one time,I'm pretty much a pro at climbing bars!
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Y/n was doing a pretty good job getting across the bars when she suddenly heard a commotion going on behind her.

M?ke:let go of me!
Al:[hanging on his legs] not without a fight.
Y/n:...(I'm sure he can handle this on his own)

Y/n then resumes to getting towards the finish line,acting as if she was oblivious to what's going on.

In Mike's subconscious

Mike:c'mon! Let us help you break free!
Svetlana:[starting to disappear] ooh! Ooh!
Mike:Svetlana? What's happening?!
Svetlana:[struggling to stay] is...him!

Out of his subconscious

We see y/n finally finish the Snapper Bars when she heard a familiar gasp from behind her...

M?ke:[gasp] Svetlana zhe Olympic champion,v'ith zhe hanging bars!
Y/n:huh?! Svetlana!?

Y/n watched as Svetlana started repeatedly slamming Alejandro into the bars till suddenly she disappeared,causing Mal to fall into the animal infested water.

In Mike's subconscious

Mike:fight Svetlana! Fight Mal!
Svetlana:[struggling]zhe chain!

Mike then grabs her Mallet and bashes the chain,freeing her from Mal's grip.

Svetlana:hoorah! Svetlana helps you now!

Out of his subconscious

Y/n:[concerned]svetlana! Mal!
Mal:I'm fine! Just keep going!
Y/n:umm...a-alright.

At the last obstacle course,was Chefs target practice. Luckily Mal caught up to y/n before everyone else caught up. They had to zip line towards the finish line. Mal pulled out his rope and harness before extending a hand to y/n.

Mal:c'mon! We'll be much faster this way!
Y/n:umm...alright!

As they were both zip lining down,they saw Alejandro quickly catching up to them.

Mal:grab the rope.
Y/n:what?! You're not gonna-? It's too risky!
Mal:do you trust me?
Y/n:...ok. Just be careful.

Mal then unbuckles his harness to jump onto Alejandro,causing them both to go down. In the end,y/n won the challenge and won immunity. Since I got to bring a friend with me,I chose "Mike". I wanted to choose Zoey,but she insisted that I invited Mike instead for some reason. Obviously Alejandro got voted out,but not before saying a few last words...

Al:the truth is in the art! The art!
Y/n:hmm. (Shouldn't be too hard to find now.)

Hoped ya like~