Total drama Mike+alters x fem!reader

Sunday Muddy Sundae

Y/n and Mal were searching for the hidden DVD Alejandro left behind.

Y/n:ugh! This stupid! Why bother to make a DVD if you're just gonna hide it!?
Mal:did he tell you anything before he got flushed?
Y/n:something about it being in the art? But with Alejandro,you can't tell if he means it figuratively or literally. I'll take the literal approach first and search for all the paintings.

In Mike's subconscious

Mike:I think Mal is getting weaker!
Chester:so am I. I gotta sit down.
Svetlana:sitting is for after victory!
Chester:oh who asked you comrade!
Mike:what the heck?

We see Vito sitting on the bolder chained to his ankle with a puppet that looks like Mal on his lap.

Vito:Yo,Dominic! I hear your dog has no nose,how does it smell?
Dominic:terrible.
Chester:[laughs while clapping] genius! Give him a nickel!
Mike:c'mon Vito! Ditch the dummy and join us! We need you if we're gonna defeat Mal!
Dominic:defeat Mal? Impossible.
Chester:wow! Vito's kid is hilarious!
Vito:I didn't say nothin...
Mike:so who did?
Dominic:I DID!

The puppet Mal then came to life and was facing Mike while floating.

Puppet Mal:you'll never defeat me!

Mike then grabs the puppet and smashes its head against Vito's chain until it broke.

Mike:let's go!
Vito:a-alright. But if I find out that Mal did anything to hurt my Cara Mia,I get to lay the first beat down!

Out of his subconscious

Chris:[on the intercom] attention punching bags! Please gather in the forest clearing and bring your padded undies. Today's gonna be a REAL butt-kicker!

As we were all walking through the forest,I noticed Scott trying to flirt with Courtney and failing miserably while Courtney and Gwen had their arms around each other's shoulders.

Y/n:[whispering to Mal] so is Courtney dating Scott or Gwen?
Mal:[smirking while walking towards them]it's about to be neither right now...
Y/n:oh?
M?ke:[talking to Scott] oh you haven't seen Courtney's chart?
Y/n:a chart for what?
Zoey:Courtney has a chart?
Scott:what chart?
M?ke:this one! [pulls it out of his shirt]
Y/n:dang Courtney....
M?ke:great plan,by the way. Not how I want it to go down,but still.
Gwen:second last? "Right to the end" my butt!
Courtney:I can explain!
Scott:you gave me a tail?! Wow! [storms of angrily]
Courtney:wait-!
Gwen:oh please! Even you can't talk your way out of this one. [also storms off angrily]
Courtney:ugh. Sensitive much?

At the first

Chris:behold,my sad skinny interns.
Interns:[groan in hunger]
Chris:totally forgot to feed them this week.
M?ke:AHAHAHAHAHA!
Chris:funny right?

(I'm sorry but that scene had me DIYING of laughter 💀)

Chris:so today's challenge is a race to make a delicious sundae and serve it up to good ol' what's his name and who's it's over here. So,to make this fun for me,you'll have to travel the most dangerous areas on the island to procure the ingredients of the dessert. Your ice cream awaits at the top of the diving cliff. Which the ice cream has been making slippery all week! Maraschino cherries are perched on a rock in the swamp. You'll find the peanuts in the old cafeteria. And the final ingredient,the chocolate sauce can be found in a pool surrounding a recent planted mutant fire flower.
Gwen:...your SICK McLean.
Chris:what can I say? Prison changed me for the better. [evil chuckles] the first person to have their sundae completely consumed by the interns,wins! On your marks...get set...[blows air horn]