In Mike's subconscious
Mike and the others have been walking around for awhile until the spotted someone...
Mike:Manitoba! Finally!
Mani:can't talk now,big quota to fill.
They watched as Manitoba was lassoing some clouds in the sky and throwing them in the fire next to him.
Mike:what's Mal making you do?
Mani:see those clouds? Them's your dreams. My job is to get rid of them so that you could never enjoy 'em again.
Then they spotted a cloud showing an image of Y/n and Mike kissing passionately.
Mike:aww I love that dream!
Svetlana:so romantical!
Mani:[grabs it with the lasso to drag it down]
Mike:ah! Don't do it!
Mani:love to mate,but Mal's the boss.
Manitoba struggles to drag it down in the fire when they suddenly notice,the image changes from Mike and Y/n to Mal and Y/n.
Mike:wha-? HUH?!
Vito:this some kinda sick joke?! I should be the one smooching on my Cara Mia!
Mani:YOU?! Once we gain control,IM the one who gonna be kissing on my treasure!
Svetlana:why would it be either of you?
Mike:why would it be ANY of you?! I'm the first,the original!
Vito:where's the proof?
Mike:right here!
Mike then pull out his wallet but the ID picture was of Mal instead of Mike.
Mike:huh?!
Mani:huh,strange...
Svetlana:who cares who's the first? Mike iz zhe best! He's more patient than me,more generous than Chester,less egotistical than Manitoba,and he's a better dancer than Vito!
Vito:aye yo!....[sighs] it's true...
Mike:aw,thanks. But what if I'm not the original...
Mani:aw,go on silly dingo. Think about it,we're trapped in a world Mal created. So where do you think license came from?
The license in Mike's hand disappeared into thin air.
Mike:ew! Nice try Mal! But you haven't won yet! [breaks Manitoba's chain]
Mani:took ya long enough! I know a short cut to Mal's guard tower!"
Mike:guard tower?
Mani:you still haven't clued in? This whole place is a jail. The tower is the only way in or out.
Chester:nah,I don't think I can deal with anymore walking. Shorts or not.
Mike:fine,I'll give you a piggyback. [picks him up]
Chester:giddy up,slow poke!
Out of his subconscious
We see y/n in her room at the spa hotel,looking at a painting of Chris. But she noticed how odd the teeth in the smile looked.
Y/n:ha! Check and mate.
Chris:[bursting through the door] I am so BORED! I miss my cottage!
Y/n:hello privacy? I could've been changing-!
Chris:did you know the soap here is made of SOAP?! What am I a peasant?!
Y/n:you're something...but seriously-
Chris:and 600 thread count bed sheets?! It's like sleeping on sandpaper!
Y/n:imagine what the cabins were like...anyways I'd absolutely love to hear how MISERABLE you are,but I have some..uh-drama ideas to cook up on for tomorrow's episode! You see-
Chris:shush! Don't tell me! Save it for Tomorrow! [he storms out of y/n's room]
After Chris left the room,y/n quickly shut the door and retrieved the DVD.
Y/n:yes! Oh Mal is going to be SO relieved to know that I found it. I hope I get to see that handsome smirk on his face! [she gushed]
The next day
Chris had the 4 remaining contestants on the dock while he came in on a speed boat from season 1's elimination.
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