Chaotically Charming (Autistic Son of an eldritch Horror x Helluva boss. )

OZZIE'S // S:1 Episode 7 (Normal)

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' Grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: [yells] I'm still so jazzed up!

Sebastian: I'm glad you are.

Sebastian walked out of the portal covered in blood. He shakes off some blood, somewhat scattering the remaining blood on him.

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.

Sebastian: Actually, I'll be there as well. Only with Verosika to introduce her to my mother and sisters. Not sure how my sisters found out about my "harem" with the others, that being Loona, Verosika along with her female members, and Octavia... and also Leviathan.

Everyone's eyes widen at the last part Sebastian just said.

Moxxie: Wait... you mean, Leviathain? The Queen of Envy, Leviathan?

Sebastian: Yeah. I suppose she got tired of Mammon and was more interested in me... Not exactly sure why tho.

Millie: I'm startin to think you need some repellent. I doubt all them girls would even touch ya if ya smell like hog ass.

Sebastian: I already tried that...... it didn't work.

Millie: Well shit.

Blitzo: Have you tried burying yourself in a dumpster full of shit? Not just garbage shit, like actual shit?

Moxxie: Gross sir.

Sebastian: Ok, 1; yes I did, it also didn't work. And 2; Never doing that again.

Sebastian looked at Loona as she hung her head low, her ears folded back. Sebastian felt bad and looked at her. Would his mom be ok with this?  He thought to himself.

Sebastian: But, maybe I can convince my mom to allow you to come along. I'm sure she would be interested in meeting you Loona.

Loona's eyes lit up and her ears raise up high. Her tail wags happily behind her. She smiles and gives a quick peck on the cheek to Sebastian, earning a small blush.

Loona: Thanks babe. Hopefully I make a good impression.

Sebastian: I believe you will, my dear.

Sebastian kisses Loona's hand, like a gentleman. Loona blushed at this and her tail swished back and forth intensely.