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(Master to Kitten, Kitten to Master)
'Thoughts'
[Kitten speech]
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(With Voldemort)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort screamed.
All but one of his horcruxes had been found and destroyed. The only one left was Nigini. He kept her wrapped around him all the time. He wasn't going to let her out of his sight. He blamed Potter despite the fact he had no part of it. It was in fact the unspeakables and the aurors that were finding and destroying them.
"M-master?" One death eater looked at him.
"WHAT?!" He glared at him.
"T-the reporter i-i-is here." He stuttered out.
"Good. Bring her in." He said.
"Yes sir." He bowed and left.
A terrified Skeeter was dragged into the room. She spotted Voldemort and nearly passed out in fear. He gave her the most terrifying smirk he could muster. It worked to make her whimper in fear. He then spoke to her.
"Rita Skeeter I have an interesting deal for you." He said.
"M-me?" She didn't seem pleased by that.
"Yes you. I can give you information on Potter but you cannot write about me. If you reveal me being back I will make you regret it." He warned her.
"Y-yes s-sir." She stuttered.
"Wonderful. Harry Potter is alive and he is a neko. Give her the picture." He ordered.
"Yes master." The death eater did as ordered.
"Oh my." She smirked at that.
"He goes to Pharaoh's Academy for Magical, Mythical, Mystical Creatures of Magic in Egypt." He revealed. "Neville Longbottom is with him. He's a fairy though."
"I see. Anything else?" She asked.
"He has a mate, an adult mate." He said.
"What? Ew!" She wrinkled her nose in disgust.
"Indeed. Now go write a story that will piss off the masses." He said.
"I will." She smirked.
Skeeter left and Voldemort gave a bone chilling laugh. The wizarding world would be so pissed off that they will want the ministry to investigate Potter and be off his case. It was brilliant. With that plan in place he began plotting his next move.
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(Ministry of Magic: Alastor Moody's Office)
Moody was drinking his morning coffee and going through reports. They were trying to find Voldemort's location. The minister's spy couldn't reveal it due to him being under vows to keep him quiet. Soon an owl swooped in and handed him the paper. He paid the owl and opened the Daily Prophet. He spit his coffee out when he saw the front page headline.
Harry Potter is Alive, a Neko, and Has a Mate!
By Rita Skeeter
"Fuck!" He cursed.
Moody picked up the mirror phone. He quickly called the minister. The man answered and judging by how pale the man was he had already seen the paper.
"How? How did she get this information?" Fudge asked.
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Master and His Kitten
FanficWhen young Harry Potter is found by a young French man his life is turned around. He now lives with his master's mother. He goes to a different school. He goes to school with a close friend. Dumbledore won't like the Harry he eventually meets. No ro...
