Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No, cow says moooo!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help with this joke!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear another joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing these jokes?
Ah... I miss the days when 'knock knock' jokes were still a thing...
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The funny book
HumorJokes, memes, text stories and whatever else you can possibly find funny. Yes this is Lady Rose. Yes I am totally fine. Just decided it's time for a joke book. My goal in writing a book in every genre won't be complete without the humour genre so si...
