𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘆 // bnha x ghost!reader 𓆩♡𓆪

The UA Hotline - Ep . 2

a/n : after zero consideration, I have decided to keep this podcast name. don't ask why, I just did. 

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// 3rd person POV //

"𝟯...𝟮...𝟭... 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗧 𝗨𝗔 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛!" Kaminari screams into the mic. "Starting off today's episode, with just the right amount of flavor, is the baddest of them all - Denki Kaminari!" 

Momo snatches the mic from him before he can say anything more brainrotted. "And I am your co host, Momo Yaoyorozu. Due to differing schedules, we have some new people joining us today. Please say hello to..." 

"Hello. My. Name. Is. Todoroki. I. Am. Oh. So. Excited. To. Be. Here." The half and half male says, not-so-fluidly reading the script provided by Kaminari. 

"I'm Tsuyu Asui, call me Tsu or I'll slit your throats with the tongue!" The human frog threatens. You can never tell if this one is kidding or not. Just, for the love of all that is good in the world, call her Tsu. 

A moment of silence goes by. "Um... Bakugo?" Momo whispers. "You have to introduce yourself." 

"WHY? THESE MORONS SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM!" He shouts, feet propped up on the table, despite Momo's constant asking for him to not do that. 

"They can't see you, idiot!" A floating school uniform quips at the angry male. 

"You're one to talk, no one can see you EVER!" Bakugo shouts back. He gained disapproving looks from his other classmates. 

"Fine! God damn it, sorry. I'm Bakugo - YOU BETTER NOT FORGET MY NAME OR ELSE I WILL MUTILATE YOU -" 

"Ok!" Denki cuts him off. "Why did we invite on the show again?" He whisper-asked Momo. 

"Why he agreed is even more confusing, in my opinion." She replied. "Anyways, may our last guest introduce herself?" 

"Hey guys, I'm Toru Hagakure. So nice to be here with my friends... and Bakugo." 

Momo held back a chuckle before continuing with her co-hosting duties. "Thank you all so much for joining myself and Kaminari today. For this episode, we have a particularly interesting topic, wouldn't you say, Denki?" 

"Oh yeah!" He replied energetically. "Tighten your belts and take off your bras because we are going to be talking about all things... The Keeper!" 

Ignoring the blondes weird statement, the room seemed to become more tense at the mention of the villain. As if they are afraid he is in the room with them. 

"For those who are unaware, The Keeper is, and has been, one of the biggest threats towards Japan. Tsu, would you like to explain his quirk to the audience?" 

The frog girl let's out a raspy croak before speaking. "Of course. The Keeper has a quirk called Give and Take. It's pretty straight forward on a surface level; He takes something from you, but in return must give something. What he takes and gives is up to his choosing, though, making his quirk extremely unpredictable." 

"Thank you Tsu for that great explanation." Momo says, adjusting the pages of her script in her hand. "Speaking of unpredictable, has everyone here seen the new Keeper attack?" 

Everyone nodded, except for Todoroki, No surprise - he doesn't exactly... keep up with things. 

"Really, Todoroki?" Hagakure said. "You haven't even heard anything about it?" 

He shook his head, and than he reminded himself that people could not actually see him. "No. I haven't seen anything. What happened?" 

"Would someone care to expla-" 

Kaminari shot up in his seat - this was his time to shine. Many don't know this, but the Keeper is one of his hyperfixations at the moment. 

"Todoroki, you are IN for a story!" He kicked his feet off the floor, like a little girl giggling at her diary. "Basically, you know the singer Ado?" 

To no one's surprise, Todoroki did not. Kaminari mentally reminded himself to never ask pop culture questions to this split-down-the-middle man. 

"Nevermind... point is, she was having a concert in downtown Japan, and it was her final performance, when BAM! The Keeper shows up and takes her ability to sing!" 

"It was all very clique, if you ask me." Tsu says. "Like, why even show up their in the first place? And all he took was her singing ability? Lame." 

Denki shoots Tsu the biggest glare ever. One that said 'cut me off one more time bitch, see what happens. Ya, that's right, I'm not scared to call a women a bitch.' 

"Anyways... it was HUGE deal. But then, right before the heroes showed up... he disappeared... Guys, you were supposed to gasp." 

The rest of the room let out a stilted gasp. They were used to going along with Kaminari's antics at this point. 

Suddenly, as Kaminari continued to rant on about his favorite Ado song, something dawned on Momo. It was a long shot, at best, but everything she knew so far seemed to make sense with her theory. There was no way to prove it, yet, but... 

"Um, Momo?" Hagakure called out. "You have to wrap this up, remember?" 

That broke Momo's train of thought. She chuckled awkwardly as she adjusted her uniform before speaking. 

"Well, that sure was alot! Thank you for everyone who joined us today, we really appreciate it, and hope to see you next time. As always, I'm your host - Momo Yaoyorozu." 

"And I'm the other host, aka the better host, Denki Kaminari!" 

"And we thank you for tuning into The UA Hotline." 

With that, they had wrapped up recording and everyone scattered out of the room. With everyone distracted by Bakugo's loud yelling (which was most likely directed at Toru for that comment she made earlier,) Momo pulled Kaminari aside. 

"Whoa, Momo," He said. "You know, if you wanted to make out, you should know that I'm a soon-to-be taken man." 

Momo shook her head. He knew he was talking about Jirou, but we all know that soon-to-be is more like next-to-never in their case. 

"No, it's nothing like that, you idiot." She reprimanded. "Just... all this Keeper talk has me wondering... what if that's what happened to Y/n?" 

Denki's eyes widened. Truth be told, he had been thinking of this possibility, and hearing the smartest person he knew think the same thing only further proved the theory in his opinion. 

"It would make sense, I mean, she was about to die, and all the sudden she wakes up as a ghost, but no one remembers her." He said. "Classic Give and Take move, if you ask me." 

It amazed Momo how intelligent he sounded whenever he talked about The Keeper. Maybe if Jirou saw this side of him... 

Not the point. In Momo's opinion, there was only one thing to do. 

"Kaminari, tell me everything you know about The Keeper." 

// word count : 1161 //

a/n : i will forever push the momo-kaminari smart and dumb besties agenda. stay hydrated, pookies <3