Breakdown [Walmart x Target Fanfic]

Chapter 5

[No POV]

Today was normal.
No pissed off friends.
No fighting.
Nothing could go wrong.
...Right? ...

(is there supposed to be a bring happening?? A/N: Yeah.
oh my god what are you planning, Satan??! A/N: Thank you for the complement now may we continue on?
fuck you, saaataaaannnnnnnnn >:( A/N: MUAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHH)

Suddenly, (OH MY GOD STOP SATAN A/N: You can't tell me what to do m8.)
As Forever 21, Starbucks, and GameStop are hanging out, they heard some loud ass boom like a nuke or some shit but it wasn't a nuke
"WOT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT M8S" GameStop said, in that pERFECT FUCKING BRITIST ACCENT- okay continuing on
"I dunno." F21 said, flipping her hair like a sassy bitch in the process.
"IT WAS THE OTP I CAN HEAR IT IN THE DISTANCE"
"so sb you're tellin' me that otps sound like loud booms, like they're CRUSHING?"
"omg gtfo my life if youre gonna say that shit"
"wait first of all what otp?"
"...UUUUUUUM NO OTP AT ALL."
"Well, there's no Walmart or Target here at the moment, GameStop, so there's your answer."
"OH MY GOD SB NO"
"I'M SORRY IT'S JUST THE YAOI OKAY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF"
"WHAT YAOI M8??!?1!?1!??1!"
"the yaoi that will soon happen"
"Starbucks, noooooo."
"SB NO WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MY STRAIGHT-NESS"
"gamestop, deep inside, you are gay too. WE ALL ARE ARE WE NOT??"
"Can we just pay attention to the giant bang-"
"BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOOOOOOOooooOm"
"Okaaaay, so, GameStop, we need to check out that shit."
"as long as we're away from sb, sure."

[Target POV]

HOOOOOO-LEEEEEEEE-MOTHER-FUCKITY-FUCKING-SHIT.
THERE WAS A GIANT BOOM AND SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS,
ALL I'M ASSUMING IS THE APOCALYPSE IS STARTING.
"WALMART"
"What."
"DID YOU HEAR THAT SHIT"
"...Yeah but you never cuss like, this much. Calm. Down."
"...mmmmmMMMMMYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
"TARGET PLEASE."

[Walmart POV]

Before I knew it, a a fucking candycane girly haired human has jumped on my back crying.
Great.
I have a fucking person on my back.
And they're crying.
I need to hug the baby.
Buuuuuut how does one hug a baby without murdering it in the process because you squeeze it too much?
PFFT YOLO
"Shush, child."
"THE ZOMBIES WALMART"
"Shhhhhh you've been watching too much TWD with Starbucks it's okaaaaaay."
"THEY WANT TO EAT MEEEEE"
"All they want is candycaaaaaaaanes and you may be a candycane but I'll protect you candycaaaane also zombies aren't reeeeeal"
"ZOMBIIIIIIIIESSS"
"Sssssshhhhhhhh you're my candycane I'll protect you if zombies are real and that sounded like a way more than a friend thing ooooooooooops"
"WALMART NO"
"

I KNOW, I SAID OOOOOOOOOOPS"
"BUT THAT WAS STILL NOT OKAY"
"Okay maybe we should find Starbucks because she's your friiiiiiendd"
"OKAY, BUT CAN I STILL STAY LIKE THIS AS WE FIND HER
"Fiiiiine."
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A/N: you're lucky I'm not a complete Satan.