[Walmart POV]
"Okay I am seriously tired of you still being on my back."
No response. Goddammit. Like seriously this will be the death of me.
"wAlMaRTTT"
"What."
"I heard a THING."
"Jeez calm down, you're so paranoid."
"Fuck you."
"Okay."
"I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY."
"You do you, I do me-"
"NO."
"And we won't do eachother."
"Why did you even say that-"
"Probably."
"Walmart, no."
"Pfft I was joking, Candycane. Oh, and look, there's Starbucks."
Real question is was I joking? Maybe. Maybe not.
"Okay now put me down because you know how she ships stuff."
"I actually did not know that and you're the one on my back, you have to get off."
"BUT I AM SHORT AND YOU, A TALL AS SHIT PERSON, ARE TELLING ME TO GET OFF MYSELF."
"Ahaha, okaaaay."
As I almost break my arms in the process of bending my fucking arms all the way back to pick up the colorful fuck, I finally get him off and on the fucking ground.
"I almost broke my arms for you, you're welcome."
"Hah, thanks."[Starbucks POV]
As I turn my head I see Target and Walmart. The OTP though.
"HI GUYSSs"
"Woah, you seem really happy today SB?"
"DID YOU HEAR THE BOOM"
"Yeah."
"F21 AND GAMESTOP WENT TO CHECK IT OUT AND LIKE I SAID THE OTPS WERE BECOMING CANON."
"What OTP..?"
"OOOOOOH YEAH WALMART YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTPS I SHIP-"
"Aaaaand you shouldn't know them because your life will never be the same."
Pfft he just saved his life right there because I was about to get carried away with OTPs.
"Is that how GameStop came to be?"
"I GUESS??"
"Maybe we should go look for them?"
"WELL THEY WENT OVER THERE SO WE SHOUKD GO FIND THEM OVER THERE."
"...They haven't come back yet?"
"not yet, BUT I SHIP THEM."
"Okay I guess we should go over there now then."
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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A/N: I should make a gamESTOP X FOREVER 21 FANFIC TOO
I need more characters too fuuuckk like PH (Pizza Hut) was just meant to be a joke to the series, and I need more girl characters. Ndhnhfduvfunh I should work on that. Also WHERE ARE MY MANNERS I AM SORRY FOR NOT BEING MLG JUST THERE M8IES *PAT PAT*
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Fanfiction[FINALLY FINISHED ON 7/23/2021] and yes walmart says the ha ha funny line in the final chapter (yes this is the fanfic from the tiktoks, and go follow me @princynic / @cynicprin dum dums) (also pls understand: this fanfic was written from 2015-2016...