fuck all of you who found this unironic fic from when i was like 10 now i want to make another chapter /lh i find it hilarious that you guys are finding it here's some actual good writing??? every time this fic start getting votes and comments i feel obligated to make another chapter, it's been almost four years and all, but here you go!!!!!! :)
if you read through this whole fic instead of skipping to this one i want to sincerely apologize about the weird and wrong shit lil baby man me has said and also the terribly cringy shit. that being said, enjoy this chapter!!! or don't, that too. also i made a tiktok about the existence of this fic recently so just go check cynic0le on tiktok and you'll find it pretty easy
this is set up to be a final chapter so i don't have to keep coming back BUT WHO KNOWS i might fully reboot it???!!!??!! (probably not)
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The blue-haired and red-haired eye the giant ass rift that opened up over the cliff, perfectly in jumping range. "Do we just... Hop in?" Walmart wonders carelessly, which just confuses the hell out of Target, "Let me just- I need to tell our friends. I'll tell them where we are." Target turns on and unlocks his phone and his fingers are practically instantly typing to them. Very tech-savvy. "It could've been that easy for me..." Target practically death glares at Walmart. "Before you say anything, no hard feelings! I'm happy I found you at all." Walmart pauses as Target goes back to typing. But of course, his quick wit... "Though, I mean, I guess there's something hard, but it isn't all the time..." "We're about to go into a fucking BLACK HOLE THING, keep it in your pants, fuckass!" Walmart laughs at the irritation he always finds a way to drag out of this ball of anger.
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TG: [location link]
TG: so walmart found me
TG: everyone come here it's very important
SB: HIIIII ARE YOU DOING OKAY
GS: please don't tell me this was a fucked up game of hide and seek???
F21: are u having a wedding that's why you need us there
TG: NO there's a giant fucking SPACE VOID HOLE RIFT THING
TG: [image]
TG: LOOK AT IT.
SB: stick ur dick in it
TG: STARBUCKS.
SB: TARGET.
SB: i have to know
TG: im not gonna stick my dick in a space rift
GS: almost a triple rhyme im so pissed off that it wasn't
GS: anyway we'll be there soon
TG: ok cool im gonna try jumping in with walmart IF THERE IS NO CELLULAR CONNECTION IN THE SPACE RIFT AND I DO NOT TEXT YOU you probably shouldn't hop in
SB: IM A RIDE OR DIE IM COMIN IN
TG: DO NOT please this is the one thing i'll ask of you, like a dying wish, i need you to listen and NOT DO IT when i say NOT TO DO IT
TG: so DO NOT JUMP IN THE BIG VOID HOLE, unless i am able to contact you
SB: f21 hold me back
F21: YES MA'AM
TG: i'll see you guys soon i hope
GS: sorry that sb is an ass tg, take care <3
F21: WTF
SB: HE HAS A HEART
F21: my shipping charts are taking a shift
TG: F21 NO
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Breakdown [Walmart x Target Fanfic]
Fanfiction[FINALLY FINISHED ON 7/23/2021] and yes walmart says the ha ha funny line in the final chapter (yes this is the fanfic from the tiktoks, and go follow me @princynic / @cynicprin dum dums) (also pls understand: this fanfic was written from 2015-2016...