Unexpected Love [RadioStatic]

Chapter 3. Its a Deal!

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☆Author's Note: Idk what to say here so have good day or night and enjoyy☆
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{Vox's Pov}

I was listening to Lucifer, he explained and explained and explained. It was getting quite boring to listening to, I barely even listened to what he was even saying.

"Alright and that Is all you need to know! HEY VOX?! YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"

"Do I have to be honest?"

"Do you want to be my next meal you Ipad screen?!"

"You would eat a screen?"

"I eat you lousy sinners! Tv, Cannibals, name all you want I eat all of you guys for DINNER I SAY!"

"Jeez, no I wasn't I'm sorry my lord..."

"Why did I even try? Who would think a lousy Tv would even try and regain a lousy lost friendship or relationship he once had!"

"HEY TAKE THAT BACK!"

"I AM YOUR KING AND WAY MORE POWERFUL YOU IPAD SCREENED FREAK! YOU DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THAT WAY EVER!"

"UGH!"

"God you sinners and overlords are so childish and so bratish... Maldita perra culona molesta"

"What?"

"I called you a damn annoying big ass bitch!"

"You think I got a big ass?"

"I give up! I'm going to bed good luck with your Alastor obsession!"

"Wait I promise to listen just tell me what I need to do!"

"Promise?"

"I promise?"

"How about a deal instead of a promise?"

"What want my soul?"

"No? I just want to make a deal that I give you advice for important things such as Alastor! Then you can pass me that most important information you have of this place!"

"Uh fine!"

"Deal?"

"It's a deal!"

I shook Lucifer's hand and as I did his horns appeared flames surrounding us, while my static appears surrounding the fire. As we let go to sign off the deal everything disappeared, well besides Lucifer's horns. Guess he's to lazy to put them away? Eh whatever I just hope this deal won't screw me over...

"Okay now dumb It down I need to know!"

"God I really am gonna need a lot of sleep tonight for this..."

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☆Author's Note: I am gonna work on another chapter so I hope you enjoyed this chapter and sorry that Its short-☆
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