Lego Monkie Kid (OC and Genderbend Insert)

S1 E0: A Hero Is Born (part 1)

Tang: "*Narrates* The thing you need to understand about the old legends is that the story is never finished. There may be no pages left to turn, but there is always more to the journey. Rising from the Netherworld, the Demon Bull King attacked. No one could stop him, no one could resist. No one except... the legendary Monkey Queen. The Monkey Queen used her magical staff to pick up a nearby mountain. She trapped the Demon Bull King underneath it. The Monkey Queen sealed the mountain with the staff that no other being could wield, trapping the Demon Bull King forever. With the battle won, the Monkey Queen vanished, never to be seen again. Legend says the staff still lies on top of that mountain, the one thing keeping our world from certain destruction. And with the Demon Bull King gone, civilization was able to advance into the amazing city we now live in. A world of elegant cultures, gentle loving people, a city brimming with five-star cuisine, and all because of the Monkey Queen."

MK: "Oh, that's so good! Monkey Queen's so cool! She's so strong and beautiful-"

Tang: "Oh, MK. And you thought you knew all the Monkey Queen stories."

MK: "Oh, but I do. I got her whole life documented extensively in this unauthorized autobiography of Monkey Queen. Written and illustrated by yours truly. Like I knew she was born from a stone, and live behind a waterfall with her sweet little baby monkey friends! And- and- and oh!"

Tang: "It's nice to know someone's taking in all these stories. Pearls of wisdom, dripping from my lips. *clears his throat* Well, you know the deal: one story, one free bowl of Zha jiang mian. Hmm?"

MK: "Huh? Oh right, free noodles! Yep, on it. How heavy do you think a mountain is? Compare to like-"

She attempts to grab the bowl but someone throws a spoon at her.

Pigsy: "Free noodles?! *takes the noodles* No one gets a free meal at Pigsy's! I'm not running a charity here, Tang!"

Tang: "Ah, but Pigsy. I was paying with wisdom."

Pigsy: "Yeah? Well, wisdom don't pay the rent, you freeloader! And you young lady! *points at MK* You've been slacking off all morning! I've got a dozen orders that need to go out, so quit slacking and get packing!"

MK: "Yeah. I was about to take my break. So..."

Pigsy: "Break? Break?! There's no break in war! I need workers. Soldiers in the army of Pigsy's Noodles, home of the world's longest noodles. How else am I gonna expand my business into enemy territory?"

MK: "Uh, do you mean across the street?"

The camera shifts over to a boar who is glaring at them, Pigsy returns the glare.

Pigsy: "I stand by my statement! Now, hurry up!"

He shoves the bag into MK's hands and literally kicks her out the door. Pigsy sighs before he notices Tang with a bowl of noodles behind him. He grabs a spoon to attack Tang with it.

Pigsy: "Hey, get back here, you coward!"

Tang: "No, Pigsy!"

Pigsy: "I want my money!"

MK stumbles to the other sidewalk before she sees Liùer on the sidewalk as he walks to his motorcycle. She straightens up as she blushes a bit before she takes a breath and walks across to Liùer.

MK: "*mutters to herself* Don't screw this one up, MK! You have one chance to talk to him! I mean, it might have not worked before, but it doesn't matter. It changes now! *normal voice* Hey Li-"

She was cut off when Liùer leaves the scene with his bike, leaving MK stunned for minute.

MK: "Oh come on, seriously?! *groans* What is wrong with me?! *sighs* Maybe next time when I see him."