- K-Mart (Day) -
Nicole and Jecka were messing around in K-Mart again. (Y/N) was with 'em this time since he had nothing better to do, not to mention finding good rivals for the Nintendo DS was a little scarce.
Nicole: "It's kinda cool how you could just shit on the floor at k-mart and there would be no change in aesthetic."
Jecka: "Fuck you, I love K-mart."
(Y/N): "It has a homely smell, but it's still shit."
Nicole: "Quit being contradictory and say you love k-mart."
(Y/N): "This is coming from a smallville hater."
Jecka: "This is the only place where I can buy stuffed animals and shitty t-shirts I want."
Nicole: "Yeah but you went all out today, you picked out a whole cart's worth of shit."
Jecka: "Cause half the shirts I'm gonna I'm gonna cut little designs in and the other half I'm gonna take a sharpie and draw my own stuff."
Nicole: "Stuff like what?"
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Jecka: "I don't know like a smiley face but the line for the mouth just says 'DEAD COP.'
Nicole: "Or no it could be like "DEAD COP" with a heart around it so cool people think you're punk and old people think you care about 9/11."
Jecka: "Ugh if I do a heart I'm gonna need the pink sharpie. I'll just go back and get the 48 pack."
Nicole: "Can you afford that?"
Jecka: "Bitch yeah I can afford that."
Nicole: "What is this anime place paying you?"
(Y/N): "Anime place?"
Jecka: "What anime place?"
Nicole: "The one you work at?"
Jecka: "Oh yeah um.. They pay me okay."
Nicole: "Are you blowing your manager?"
Jecka: "No!"
Nicole: "Then who's your sugar daddy cause there's no way some shitty retail job is paying this much."
Jecka: "(Y/N) is my sugar daddy, okay? Did you forget he was loaded or something?"
Nicole: "What labor are you forcing her into?"
(Y/N): "Huh?" (Y/N) was too busy playing on his Nintendo DS to listen.
Nicole: "I'm asking what are you paying Jecka so much to do? Is she like sucking your dick or something?"
(Y/N): "And what if she was? Nicole, you just sound jealous."
Nicole: "Why would I ever be jealous of sucking a cock that rivals even a cockroach?"
(Y/N): "First of all, you haven't seen it. Second, it inflates and deflates without command, can you not try and get on me for that?"
Nicole: "Whatever."
Jecka: "The truth is that.. I'm just good with my money! Hold on I got a text."
Nicole: "You have got to be fucking the ugliest rich guy in the universe if you can't even tell me."
Jecka: "Shut up, hold on."
Nicole: "Is it the Asian guy from American Idol?"
Jecka: "Can you take a walk or something?"
(Y/N): "I don't think she'd be able to get very far."
Nicole: "Are you calling me slow?"
(Y/N): "No, I'm saying that because there's that mall cop from last time outside the door- Of course I'm calling you slow."
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