The Graduating Class of '09 (Class of '09 x Male Reader Insert)

(Y/N)'s Halloween

[Non-canon]

A/N - "For the record, I CANNOT draw, so any art that's used in this story is someone else's (obviously)."

(October 30th, 2008)

— The Household of Nicole —

The spookiest day of the year was approaching, when people dressed as their favorite fictional characters, indulged in wild costume parties, or sought romance beneath the full moon, while the mythical alpha werewolf prowled the night for his next victim to rob them of their virginity, mainly girls at the age of eighteen.

As Crystal City settled for its Halloween spirit with spooky directions, a certain high school girl was about to embark on the spookiest adventure of her entire life.

—

Mom: "Nicole, sweetie. Have you seen my betaloc anywhere? I've checked my medicine cabinet, the bathroom, and even the living room, but I haven't found them anywhere."

Nicole<shocked>: "Oh, uh.. Did you check in your room? Maybe you left them there." She stuttered a little.

Mom: "Young lady, is there something you need to tell me?"

Nicole: "Yeah, I need to tell you to fuck off and mind your own business."

Mom: "That language isn't approved here." 

Nicole: "I can approve whatever I want bitch."

Nicole's Mom gave out a frustrated sigh. She was expecting an honest answer from her daughter, not another argument. "Look Nicole, where is my betaloc? Mommy's had a rough day today."

Nicole: "If you mean not finding another sugar daddy before the end of the year, I'd be frustrated too."

Mom: "The betaloc."

Nicole: "I'm using it."

Mom: "Using it for.. What?"

Nicole: "To keep the candy-grubbin' kids away this year."

Mom: "Why would- What? How?"

Nicole: "It's my secret. If you knew, then I'd think have to think of a new one."

Mom: "And my Betaloc is a vital component to keep these children away?"

Nicole: "I wouldn't say vital, I just wanna see what would happen if they intook them."

Mom: "You're grounded, young lady."

Nicole: "What for? For keeping you safe from MILF hunters?"

Mom: "For using my medicine for an unauthorized reason."

Nicole: "Then what would be an authorized reason, Mom?"

Mom: "Just go to your room."

Nicole: "Bitch, no. Take a hike."

Mom: "You better start hiking up these stairs, first."

Nicole: "The stairs are literally in equivalent to Mt. Everest, I'm not doing that."

Mom: "Then get the fuck out."