The Graduating Class of '09 (Class of '09 x Male Reader Insert)

Bonus Chapter 6 - 'Crystal City'

"Interviewers search for promising job applicants, but little do they know that you're interviewing them in return to see if the job is truly worth the effort. If one was forcefully drafted into a company's workplace without their say-so then not only is that unacceptable but also unfair."

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Jecka: "Is there anything on that shelf over there?"

(Y/N): "Nuh-uh." (Y/N)'s eyes scanned the top shelves, but some of the stuff seemed to be fabricated or at least didn't seem legit. Especially, the amount of Justin Timberlake autographs. "Why are there so many of these?" He took one from the pile and showed it to Kelly.

Kelly: "They're only fake autographs for an event we were hosting."

Jecka: "Wow that's evil."

Kelly: "Yeah fake autos are pretty low."

(Y/N): "I wouldn't want his autograph, I'm not a fan of his music."

Jecka: "Like who the fuck would want his autograph?"

Kelly: "Tons of people."

Jecka: "Like who?"

Kelly: "Like girls who only get tattoos when they're drunk of spring break."

Jecka sighed, shrugging. "Okay, whatever," she said, brushing it off. "Just help me with this cabinet. There's like, a ton of folders up there." The cabinet was just out of Jecka's reach, perched high up. (Y/N) stepped in, reaching it with ease and pulling down the stack of folders, handing them over to the two girls.

Kelly: "What's inside them?" Kelly said with the most curious look in her eye.

(Y/N): "A lot of restaurant menus.."

Jecka: "And stuffed away in the back there's these contract forms from an old FYE." She leaned in for a closer look, trying to interpret the next line of words which Kelly read aloud: "Franconia Road.. No.."

Jecka: "No what?"

Kelly: "That's not an old FYE... That's the other FYE.."

(Y/N): "Other FYE?"

Kelly: "The adult video branch.. For Your Ejaculation."

Jecka: "Oh that makes sense it's in the shitty part of Springfield-- Well shittier part of Springfield."

Kelly: "Yeah I wonder if they have the same problem as us."

(Y/N): "What I'm trying to wonder is if people still buy Porn DVDs in 2009."

Kelly: "Totally, there's like porn purists."

Jecka: "What could be more pure than RedTube?"

Kelly: "I don't know I don't look into this shit, let's go."

Jecka: "Go where? To the porn store?"

Kelly: "Yeah better than doing nothing here."

Jecka: "Who's gonna cover for us?"

Kelly: "No one buys shit here anyway, it'll be fine."

Jecka: "But then we have to see like.. see the people who shop at porn stores." She seemed uneasy.

Kelly: "I doubt anyone buys stuff there either. It'll be totally empty."

Jecka: "Okay we'll see."

"For some reason, I have my doubts..." (Y/N) muttered, trailing the others out of the breakroom. They each headed to their vehicles and made the drive to the other FYE location. Only a few cars dotted the lot, and the building looked neglected, with faded, peeling paint and windows that hadn't seen a cleaning in ages. It was almost surprising this branch hadn't been shut down over basic maintenance issues.