Don't Trust The Force Anakin! By fvdv123

Chapter 10

Disclaimer:

Mr. G., Everything is still yours... I hope, Mrs. J.K. gets some credits for the Magic, Old Guy… Meh, he has fun.

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AN: As a reader rightfully pointed out, the Twins from Sebulba are blue Twi'lek masseuses, not green Twi'lek mechanics. Too bad, this story is too far along to change it, so in this Universe they are green.

Previous:

I glared at the green house-elf: "Yoda? Your way, very wrong it is. Eyes you have, looking your are not. Ears you have, listening, you do not. Goodbye, I say."

I left the Jedi Council with Padme, she softly said: "I have a feeling you don't like Master Yoda. Come, the Captain has the ship ready to depart."

10 Babysitting.

Master Qui-Gon followed us outside, where we met Master Vos and his Padawan Aayla Secura.

Master Qui-Gon stopped us: "Queen Amidala, A lot of what young Anakin declared just now has been meditated by me, Master Vos, and Master Undull. Most of it made sense to us, and we are searching for ways to rectify our teaching. We are a minority, but given time we can change."

Padme answered: "In a given time, Master Jinn, on the condition that you have that long. If the future that Ani foresaw for the Jedi happens, you are coming up short of time."

I decided to help them on the way: "Masters, imagine every intelligent being has a cauldron filled with water, representing the Force. Force-sensitive children have bigger cauldrons, others very small ones. Now, doing nothing with the Force is just setting the cauldron of water outside in the shade, where the water slowly evaporates."

I held my hand up to stop them from interrupting: "A force-sensitive child can use the Force without being taught, that is like setting the cauldron on a small fire where the water is getting heated up, the steam representing the active Force. Then the Jedi happens, the child's cauldron is taken to a furnace and a lid is put on top of it, sealing it off completely. Then Master Jinn, you are heating the cauldron up, only allowing the steam to leave the cauldron through a small valve, but with greater power."

I faced them and asked: "What do you do with the cauldrons that can't produce enough power through their valve? And what happens to the cauldrons that are heated beyond their capacity to release the pressure? Let me tell you, the first kind of cauldrons are being discarded to the rubbish planet, the other kind of cauldron explodes and becomes a Sith."

I shrugged: "You must have encountered situations where your own valves were stretched to the limits, as I can tell Padawan Secura recently reached her breaking point. The fault of the Jedi is to seal the cauldrons and let the children develop their valves on their own. My cauldron isn't sealed off, and I trained myself to heat up my cauldron and use the steam as I see fit. As long there is Force in this Galaxy, my cauldron will always be full."

I did not use my first idea to use as a comparison, Padme would not like it if I used a man and his harem to explain the Force, although it would give those dried-up monks a stroke if I did. It would seal Padme's knickers though, we can't let that happen, I have too much fun with what is in it.

I paused to let the principles from water to steam get processed by the Jedi, and waited for the usual: "We are going to meditate on it" answer.