Don't Trust The Force Anakin! By fvdv123

Chapter 16

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Mr. G., I am still having fun messing around in your world, for free even. Feel free to complain about me, that would mean I am doing something right.

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I dropped them off on the Agri planet when the last Well was done, and the Dark Veil was lifted. The rest of the Wells were for the automated N2 Interceptors and the aliens to remove the taint.

C-3PO was eager to get that killer body and was rushing it, he even was practicing his "What are you looking at meatbag?" Well, it was better than that protocol droid.

16 Meatbag…

The Jedi Council did a brief report on the restructuring of their order, they took my advice at heart, and formed teams of twelve persons from the rejected Force users of the Agri corps, called them Jedi Troopers, and trained them in teamwork and the new Balance in the Force.

Aayla and Ahsoka started to put their knowledge in Holocrons to spread what they had learned faster, it was no surprise that the rejected Force users took the new Order of Balance to heart. Together with the opportunity to make a difference in the Galaxy, instead of spreading manure in the fields, their presence in the Force lightened up.

This change convinced the last skeptics to go ahead with the reformations. I had a last meeting with the Council before leaving.

"We must thank you again, Master Skywalker," said Master Windu, "Not only for lifting the Veil of darkness and defeating the Sith forces, but more importantly for pointing our flaws out to us, and showing a new way to use the Force."

Yaddle nodded: "Great changes you have brought, young Master Skywalker. Still, you have big secrets, we all agree we have enough of your knowledge received to reform our order and are grateful for it."

"Took at heart all your warnings, we did," said Yoda, "correct our flaws, we will, too old to learn we are not. Thank you I must."

Ouch! That must have hurt a lot for that house elf. An eight centuries old Kermit acknowledging he is wrong? Did you see that flock of pigs fly by in formation? I did!

I decide to be the bigger man: "I accept your gratitude, Master Yoda. We are standing both at the beginning of a new Era, there will be mistakes to be made and new discoveries to be found. We must learn from our mistakes and never stop to look for new ways to use the Force."

What do you think? I know! That is bloody good stuff! That could come from a temple in Tibet! Or a Fortune Cookie! Gandhi could have said that!… maybe he did! Anyway, I had fun playing the wise twenty-year-old Magic Force User in front of Yoda, the green bugger was sucking lemons, I could tell.

After a lot of small talk, I said my goodbyes: "Masters, I leave you be, I have to focus my attention on the Coalition for now and develop new technologies. May the Force guide you, and Magic light your path."

That could be a new catchphrase! May the Force be with you is worn out, don't you think? Mine is so much better, flashier, hip… nah, hip is a corny word from the Seventies. I lived through that era, bloody embarrassing if you look back at it, men wearing high heels and tight pants? Yeah, done that, and desperately trying to forget it.

I mean, those pants were so tight, you could see who got a boner, yes, I got one every time an individual with tits passed by. As I said, I'm trying to forget that shit altogether, being a teenager in the seventies sucked.