Don't Trust The Force Anakin! By fvdv123

Chapter 13

Disclaimer:

Mr. G., Star Wars is a big world, with a lot of it happening in it, I can not even try to do it justice, so, with the help of Magic, I can only try… for free.

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I have my private Spaceship ready to go out into the big Galaxy. A galaxy I can cross in less than a week. I took one of my C-3POs with me as a co-pilot and soundboard. I know they have my personality and it would be like I am talking to myself. When everything was ready, I went for one last shag with the girls, and the morning after I took off with C-3PO. Let's forget about those problems for a while.

Four hours into my trip I received a holo call from Yoda: "Hmm, Young one, fools we are, solutions we seek, help us you can, hmm?"

13 A trip with Fida.

I answered: "What if my help is unacceptable to your upbringing? What if my solution is going against the order's way of life?"

The green Muppet sighed "Hmm, if solution is the answer, change our way we must. Happy about it we are not"

I bet they are not happy. Admitting your mistakes gets harder when you are aging. Admitting that your way of life is full of flaws is even harder. The worst part? Admitting it to a brat not even two decades old and who is telling it for ten years. Yep, that is a very bitter pill to swallow. I thought for a few minutes, not that I had to, it was just to sass Yoda.

"I was just preparing a holiday trip," I finally said, "I'll take one Jedi with me, if the Jedi has a Padawan, it can come along. The trip will last about 3 weeks.

Now it was Yoda's turn to drag his feet and pretended to think of someone, "Knight Secura you know, hmm, her Padawan she will bring. In Coruscant they are, hmm."

I sighed: "I'll be there in six hours. Tell her to bring a tunic made of natural fabric, the Padawan too." I closed the call.

"I thought this is supposed to be a holiday?" asked C-3PO, "I remember her as a stubborn brat, did she change a lot after you put your personality in this tin can?"

I shrugged: "Yep, she tasted the Dark side for a bit, and the months she spent at home with us made her find her balance. What the battle of Geonosis did to her… we will find out soon enough."

"I can pass these six hours to finalize our long-range scanners," said C-3PO, "the data that C-1PO and C-2PO sent just now is enough to build a working model, they also said that they still hate those names you gave us, and these bodies too."

I turned to C-3PO: "You know I can't put you in a clone, that spell doesn't work on a living body, it would take a Horcrux to achieve that, and you three are definitively not Horcruxes. How do you feel about those assassin droids? Those are bad-ass robots, I think I can find a couple of those droids if you want."

C-3PO looked at me: "You want to turn us into a foulmouthed killer droid? Where do I sign? Everything is better than this bucket of bolts!"

"We better create one from scratch, we stole… liberated the blueprints from all the droids the Federation has produced, even the ones from their allies, see that the three of you can come up with a working model. A built-in jetpack comes to mind, a complete Phrik coating to defend against lightsabers, you know, stuff like that"