And there they were.. The year 2024! They magically teleported to the streets of Las Vegas bcs I said so and they are all confused
"SH: Woah...where are we?"
"D: I don't fucking know"
"SH: well maybe don't answer dumbass"
"S: guys stop. We have to-"
He stopped mid sentence when he heard someone blurt out...
"OH MY FUCKING GOD! IT'S SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!"
Everyone walking pass stopped and started screaming
"OMG I AM SUCH A BIG FAN AJDNJDNRNDNXNN ENKNNDMZNDNMDNXXNNXJXNSNEJSKZKNCNDNZNFNKSKXNDNZNZN AHHHHJJ!!!"
they all stood confused for a second, looking at eachother
Soon the now group of people started herding towards them.
"D: oh..my..god GUYS RUN! "
they all start running away from the paparazzi at this point into a dark alleyway. (Like those getaways you see in TV, where they run into an Alley and the chasers are still running in a straight direction, idfk how to describe it)
"D: woah...I guess we're REALLY popular now"
"S: Yeah, it's really fascinating seeing how good of an influence we have made over a couple decades, and-"
"J: okay damn we get it shut the fuck up, now how are we gonna get out of this alleyway?"
As soon as he said that, coincidentally 4 homeless people walk up to them.
"HP1: please y'all, spare atleast 20 bucks"
"HP2: yes, please help us we're very hungry and-"
Daron then continues to beat the ever living fuck out of the homeless people till they were all unconscious.
"S: DARON! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!....WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"D: DUDE CHILL OUT! I had this perfect idea, we beat the homeless people unconscious, steal their clothes and put them on so people don't recognize us! "
"SH: WELL YOU'VE COULD'VE SAID THAT LIKE 5 FUCKING MINUTES AGO"
"D: ugh just chill out and our the clothes on, would you rather be wearing homeless peoples clothes or be excessively attacked by the paparazzi? "
They all put on the homeless peoples clothes and begin to trek along the streets of Las Vegas
"D: Woah... It's really cool up here.."
"J: Yeah it's really nice up here"
"SH: yeah, but anyways I'm really hungry right now"
They all stop walking when they realize
"SH: Wait...we have no money"
"J: yeah..and where's the time machine?.."
"SH: oh fuck...we're possibly stuck in Las Vegas, dressed like hobos, and have NO MONEY. "
"J: SEE SHAVO YOU DUMBASS, I KNEW I SHOULD'VE STAYED THE FUCK HOME"
"D: YEAH THIS WAS ALL YOUR IDEA, NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA SURVIVE? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE THANKS TO YOU!"
"S: GUYS GUYS STOP YELLING AT SHAVO. I, a clever genius just so happened to salvage the rest of the money I had in my pocket in the clothes we abandoned by the way"
"D: Really? That's great! How much?"
"S: 5 bucks"
"D:.....oh yeah we're fucking done for."
"S: What?..."
"D: you REALLY think 5 dollars is gonna last us for however long we're here?"
"S:....well Mr. Smartass do YOU have any money? I don't think so. So shut the hell up"
"D: Im gonna literally kill you. "
"SH: Guys stop fighting, we have time figure out how to get some money for food"
"S: well I don't know about YOU guys but I'm gonna get myself something to eat"
"J: With 5 bucks? Yeah good luck"
"D: well, we can just mug people for money"
"SH:...how about you just don't talk for a while? Cmon guys, let's just figure out something"
They all continue to walk the streets of Las Vegas
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1998-1999 Soad vs. Oct 2024
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