Now, on top of this annoying ass kid bothering him, they have to run around the COUNTRY finding bandmates he doesn't even know
And seriously, this kid is annoying.
"Kid: Hey Mr. Ugly, have you heard KSI's new song? "
"D: first off stop calling me fucking ugly, and second who the hell is KSI?"
"God do you live under a rock? It's the song you listen to while watching talk tuah and eating lunchly"
"D:....."
"Ugh fine, take a listen"
The kid then plays kSI's song "thick of it"
"D:....what the hell was that?"
"Kid: yeah I know right, nkw eat this"
The kid hands daron an nacho lunchly, he takes it and eats it
"D: wow....this shit sucks. Yknow what don't even show me that fucking talk tuah shit either. "
"Kid: oh okay...."
"Kid: hey big nose, are you a top or bottom"
"D:....what? How do you even know what that is?"
"Kid: oh yeah I know your a bottom, you just look like you take it up the ass"
"D: stop talking to me. "
"Kid: hey weird face, I know why you wanted to sit next time that guy up there"
"Kid: because he's your boyfriend right? I bet you give him hawk tuah every night"
"D:....."
Daron then proceeds to beat the hell out of that kid, in front of everyone.
And just like that they got kicked off the train
"J: wow. Thanks a lot daron, NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO L.A?!"
"SH: YEAH DUDE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"
"D: he was fucking bugging me"
"S: THAT WAS A FUCKING KID THOUGH?!"
"D: WELL HE WAS TALKING TO ME LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN"
"JU: I say he deserved it, I heard him he sounded like a real pain in the ass"
"D: YEAH! THANK YOU JOHNNY"
"JU: JIMMY! "
"S: yknow what, lets just figure out how to get to L.A"
"SH: yeah, but how do we know we're in California?"
"D: I'll go ask someone"
"S: NO YOU WON'T, I will. "
Serj then goes off to ask what state and city they're in. Then he reports back with good and bad news.
"S: Okay so good news, were in California!! Bad news, we're in San Francisco."
"J: Damnit, we're so fucking far. I am NOT walking again"
"S: well we dont have to, because when I asked, that guy also felt bad and gave me 45 dollars! "
"JU: oh yeah I forgot to ask, why are you guys dressed as hobos?"
"SH: to hide from the Paparazzi. "
"JU:...where'd you get the clothes from? "
"J: daron beat up the homeless"
"D: yeah...."
"JU: wow.....awesome."
"D: yeah I know right?!"
"S: Okay guys, lets focus on getting to L.A But first...we have to help find Jimmy's bandmates"
"J: what?! why? Why can't he help find them on his own?!"
"S: maybe because it's the right thing to do?.."
"J: ugh whatever"
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