"Man, I am hungry!"
"You're always hungry, Gyu."
"Hey, it's not my fault that Workout Zzang has been a hit and I have to constantly workout! Unlike me, you're a natural."
"Yeah, whatever."
*Beep, beep, beep*
*Ding!*
"Home at last."
Taehyun flops down on the couch, his hand immediately running through his messy locks. Beomgyu follows behind him, sitting down and munching on a few grapes.
"Love is sour, love is sour grapes.~" Beomgyu sings as he pops a green grape into his mouth. Yes, by Le Sserafim. "We should go to a really good restaurant down the street!"
Taehyun scoffs, rolling his eyes. "I'm too tired to argue with you today." He says, massaging his muscles as he steals a grape or two. "Bird's acting up again."
A sigh escapes by Beomgyu, "Damn Toto."
"Damn Toto!" A voice appears from the other room. It must be Beomgyu's bird, Toto. He is a parrot.
He gets up and lazily drags his feet on the ground while Taehyun follows behind. "Alright, Toto. What do you want?" He crosses his arms while blankly staring at the bird.
"..."
"..."
"Does he know how to-"
"Damn Toto!"
"...Oh."
Beomgyu sighs once again, throwing a few seeds in his cage. "Hey, Tae. I taught him how to answer questions. Wanna hear?"
"Oh, yeah sure."
*Ahem*
"Toto, what is your favorite food?"
"Seed."
Taehyun's eyes widened, clearly impressed by this newfound skill Beomgyu taught. At first, he always thought Beomgyu was a bit stupid at teaching animals.
"Toto, who is your owner?"
"Seed."
"...Okay."
-
After talking with Toto (and Toto only responding with seed), Beomgyu successfully trained him how to properly communicate. Or at least he thought he did.
He whistles, drawing Toto's attention back to him. "Toto."
Toto's head turns to Beomgyu.
The owner paused to think of a suitable question
before speaking up once again, "Toto, if your owner got a boyfriend, what would you do?"
"KISS HIM."
"..."
"..."
"...Seed."
The two human beings looked at each other and back at the bird, confused on what he just said. "Uhm, what was that?"
Taehyun shrugs, "You asked the question, not me." He throws his hands up in surrender as he backs up.
"...Well, let's go to that restaurant you recommended."
short txt humor oneshot while you wait for other things like xo <3
