The Fastest Fetus in The West

The Funeral of A Hero

The sun was setting over the horizon, casting a golden glow over the somber gathering. The funeral of Sonic the Hedgehog, the blue blur who had saved the world countless times, was being held in a small clearing surrounded by towering trees.

Shadow and Gideon stood at the front of the gathering, their eyes red from crying. They had lost their friend, their ally, and their hero. The weight of their grief was crushing them.

Behind them, a wooden coffin was adorned with flowers and symbols of Sonic's many adventures. The coffin was closed, but everyone knew what lay inside. The body of Sonic the Hedgehog, broken and defeated.

The President, Remi, stood at the back of the gathering, a smug smile on his face. He had finally achieved his goal, finally defeated the one who had stood in his way for so long.

Tails, Knuckles, and Amy were among the many friends and allies who had come to pay their respects to Sonic. They all wore somber expressions, their eyes red from crying.

As the funeral began, Shadow stepped forward to deliver the eulogy. His voice was shaking with emotion as he spoke of Sonic's bravery, his selflessness, and his unwavering commitment to justice.

"Sonic was more than just a hero," Shadow said, his voice cracking. "He was a friend, a brother, a symbol of hope in a world filled with darkness. He may be gone, but his legacy will live on. We will continue to fight for justice, to fight for what is right, and to never give up in the face of adversity."

As Shadow finished speaking, the gathering erupted in a chorus of sobs and wails. The loss of Sonic was a tragedy, a blow to the very fabric of their world.

As the funeral came to a close, Remi stepped forward, a sly smile on his face. "I'd like to say a few words," he said, his voice dripping with malice.

The gathering fell silent, unsure of what to expect from the President who had defeated Sonic.