Multi-fandom one shots

Harry Potter - Jegulus

Somebody wanted to talk about how there were THREE generations and not once I got my ship?

"Evans! Wait!" James Potter followed the red haired girl down the corridor which led to their potions class.

It was a well known fact that he has had a crush on that girl. He described her as flawless, perfect, dreamy, smart and all the other things you would say about your crush. Lily, on the other hand thought of James that he was a dumb chaser and annoying.

Through their years in Hogwarts, Lily started to like James a bit more. But the weird thing was, the black haired boy seemed to lose interest in her.

"Yes, Ja- Potter? What do you need?" She asked. It became more and more rare for James to reach out to her.

"I wanted to ask if I could borrow your notes? For DADA? I forgot to copy it." He started to nervously scratch the back of his head.

As the muggle born witch was about to answer, a black haired wizard in Slytherin robes cleared his troath. The one and only Regulus Black. Sitius' Brother. James' new flame.

"Could you move out of the way, Evans? And good morning to you, Jamie." Regulus smiled at the taller male.

"H-hi, Reggie." James said causing Lily's mouth to fall agap. What did she miss?

"Ew, gross, stop sleeping with my little brother, Prongs! And you, Reggie, have a poor taste in men." Sirius walked up right after Regulus, hand in hand with Remus.

"You're lucky I like Remus, Siri. And I can fuck whoever I want. Jamie over here included." He winked  at the boy in glasses.

James was beet red. Never has he ever thought of Regulus liking him back. But, he remembered the 'poor taste in men' part his best friend just said. About him.

"What do you mean, poor taste in men, Patfood? I'm sorry for Moony every time I remember the two of you are dating.  Quick question, Moony. How does it feel, dating the famous Sirius Black?" James held his imaginary microphone in Remus' direction, completely forgetting the green eyed beauty next to him.

"I'm really happy with the choice I made. Now let me just go to class. Thank you, James." Remus just answered. He really wasn't in the mood for detention. Or canceled Quidditch training.

"Do you still want my notes, Jamie?" Lily tried to sound like the younger Black brother. How could she lose this man to a well known death-eater?

"Ehm... Yea, notes sounds good. Could you not call me 'Jamie'? It feel weird when someon who's not Reg calls me that. Thanks, Evans." Behind James' back, Regulus pointed at himself and mouthed  '1 point for Me' pointing at Lily and mouthing '0 points for you'.

She was speechless. "How dare you first steal my man and now do that?! Fucking death-eater." She hissed at the raven haired boy.

"I'm sorry, what did you say? Your man? Do you mean the man that you rejected every time he confessed to you? The one you would call stupid and annoying behind his back? And I only am a death-eater because my parents would have killed me if I wasn't. You don't seem to have a problem with Severus being a death-eater though." He was furious. This girl really thought she could talk to him like that.

"You know what, Lily? Keep your notes." James took Regulus' hand and lightly dragged him towards their seats. He was also shocked.

"Wait! James! It wasn't against you! Please!" She tried to grab at his robe as he left. She missed though.

"That wasn't cool, Lily. Leave them alone for some time, yea?" Remus said. He always was the most rational person in their friendgroup.

-2 months later-

"Jamieeeee! C'mere!" Regulus sat on a picnic blanket. He and James were on a date, because why the hell not?

After the incident in front of their potions class, Regulus asked James out on a date. A week after, they started dating.

Lily apologised for her behaviour. Rumours said that she and Snape got together.

"Just one more second, Reggie dear. Let me get rid of my shoes, I don't want the blanket to be dirty." James said while untying his shoes. He has planned that date since the time he noticed that he liked Regulus. Everything had to be perfect.

And everything was perfect. They talked, cuddled, fed each other the food James has preppered and fooled around. It was a magical afternoon/evening for both boys.

I'm bored, I'm hungry, I'm singel, and I'm out of ideas. So here you go. Finally a happy oneshot. And a short one.

Alright, next question.
First ever book-boyfriend or cartoon crush?

Mines totally Jack Frost and Percy Jackson.