𝐒𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞 [ shubman gill x sara tendulkar ]

𝗢𝗻𝗲

Author's note: The timeline of the book is year 2025, November

IDIOTS IN BLUE

Aditi ki aafat
SHUBMAN WHERE TF ARE YOU?

Jaisball
Abhi tak nai mila?

Besharam Sharma
ISKO KOI DHUNDO PLS,
KHUD BHAAG GAYA AUR HUMARE LIYE PROBLEMS KHADI KARKE GAYA!
NOW NIHA THINKS IM GAY

Pandavo ka dhanurdhar
SAME, MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS WE'RE DATING AND I DIDNT TELL HER IM GAY-
HOLD UP, wasn't Niha your 'arch nemesis?'

Besharma Sharma
Haan toh?
She's my arch nemesis but my niece's favourite, if she feeds Amayra w bs, she'll soon start asking me what is the meaning of gay.

Yashu's gf #1
Bhai bhai, kitni badi aafat tere liye.

Rutu Dada
Tum log subah subah kyu itna shor macha rahe ho

DB ka bandha
Bhaiya, aap abhi tak kal raat ke hangover se recover nai hue?
Shubi nai milra

Yashu's gf #2
Kal sham ko jo gayab hua tabse gayab hi hai

Rah Bhai's wife ( Not Tia Bhabhi )
Usko koi kidnap-widnap toh nai kar gaya na?

Aditi ki aafat
Not possible, aur kidnap kiya bhi hota toh woh kidnapper khud abtak wapas aake chhod gaya hota, yeh kehke ki yeh aadmi ko aap rakhlo mereko iske badle mein kuch nahi chahiye, woh bakwas kar karke uss kidnapper ko hi rula dega, haan par woh khudko kidnap pakka karwa le sakta hai

T20 WC Catch
Arey par woh gaya kahan phir?

Stump mic
Mujhe aisa kyun lagra hai woh kisike saath bhaga hai?

Sachin sir ka damaad
Good morning

Aditi ki aafat
Saale kutte

Besharam sharma
Nalayak

Pandavo ka dhanurdhar
Nikamme

Jaisball
Kamine

Yashu's gf #1
Mai kaunsi gaali add karu?

Aditi ki aafat
TU HAI KAHAN? AUR HUME BINA BATAYE AISE KAISE GAYAB HO GAYA?
TUJHE PATA HAI SAB KITNE TENSION MEIN HAI? TUJHE ZARA SI BHI TENSION NAI HUI BINA BATAKE BHAAGNE KI?
BHAAGNA THA TOH HUM MADAT KARTE NA GADHE

Sachin sir ka damaad