Deadpool x Wolverine (will include one shots and short storys)

Halloween special! 🔥

Deadline: before Halloween or it's STUPID

*Smut*

"LOGAN!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YO-"

Wade is stopped when Logan runs up to him and covers his mouth. "Shut up, Al is trying to sleep, be quiet, bub,"

Wade nods slowly, and Logan lets him go, and Wade talks lightly. "We need to get candy for trick or treaters tomorrow!"

"And what's tomorrow again?" Logan asks genuinely confused

"Are you acting dumb on purpose?" Wade responds and points at the calendar it's October 30th, and the 31st is circled in large red marker

"Oh yeah, halloween, yaaayyy," He says in an unenthusiastic voice

"Whats the issue, peanut?"

"I never really did halloween as a kid,"

The silence around them is deadly as Wade drags him outside the small house and starts talking

"YOU NEVER HAD A HALLOWEEN?! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I DID TO OUR HOUSE?!" He yells and points at the decorations of plastic skeletons and fake cobwebs surrounding it

"I honestly thought you were doing that thing where you tried to turn our house into that one movie again. What was it again? The Andrew family?"

"The ADAMS family, but I'm surprised you never questioned the fact that other houses are doing it aswell, come on, we're going candy shopping now,"

*1 hour later*

"What were the art supplies for?" Logan asked curiously

"To paint the ceramic bowl I bought to put candy in!" Wade answered happily as he grabbed the bags

They went inside, and Wade put the bags in their room

"Okay, now let's paint this ceramic!" Wade tells him while grabbing the art supplies and going to the kitchen counter

Logan follows begrudgingly and watched as Wade put a small tarp on the counter and placed the bowl

"Here you go, kitty~" Wade said as he handed Logan a paint brush and paint

"And what exactly do you want me to paint on this thing?"

"Anything, oooh, how about we paint eachothers faces on the bowl?"

Logan grunts and dips his paintbrush in red paint and starts painting a cartoon-y version of Wade's head in his deadpool mask and then another and another and another

Wade was painting Logans face in a more comic book look while humming the tune of "you're the one that I want"

Logan instantly recognized the tune and looked up at Wade. He was smiling while swiping his paintbrush around, and Wade started muttering the lyrics

Logan just stared as he remembered what happened in the Honda odyssey if you want to know what happened in that car, they fucked HARD, Logan tried to ignore it and continued painting.

He managed to forget about it and kept painting and Wade stopped singing but Logan was hard.

He hoped Wade wouldn't notice the bulge in his pants and finished the faces on the ceramic and slowly got up and tried to go to his room without Wade noticing his hard-on,

"Wow, someone's trying to hide his hard-on~"

Logan froze, and his face flushed red as he turned his head at Wade, who was wiggling his lack of brows suggestively

Logan was speechless he didn't know what to say and just slowly backed away to his room, but Wade wasn't having it and followed him into his room.

Logan watched as Wade walked in and kicked the door closed Logan knew he may as well fuck him because he was already stuck in here anyways