(Deadline this weekend)
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Wolverine was just staring, wondering where he saw the familiar skin
Deadpool noticed and decided to joke about, "Take a picture it'll last longer then, Wolvie~."
He was still deep in thought, and everything was pointing to one possibility
Deadpool is the blistered man on the train. The same one he fucked last night the same one he loved....
He had to confirm this! There is no way he had sex with THIS dickhead
Before he could say anything Deadpool looked at you (YES YOU)
I wonder what the big bad wolvie is thinking maybe something perverted like **************
Wait DID YOU JUST CENSOR ME?!
Yeah thats because I have no idea what to write there
WELL THEN LET ME FINISH IT FOR YOU MAYBE ITS SOMETHING LIKE ************************ OH FUCK YOU CHINAKU! IM GONNA SHOVE A ****** SO FAR UP YOUR ASS ITS GONNA BE A *********************** A FUCKING STORM YOU LITTLE ********
STOP CENSORING ME YOU LITTLE SHITHEA-
"Wade?" He said interrupting his yelling
"What? I was yelling at the author! On another note we should get some chimichangas!"
Wolverine prayed that it was a coincidence.
"Uh, sure." He didn't notice what he said, and they just went to a chimichanga cart
How did he not notice? He sounded quiet over his mad yells. Maybe he thought he said "Hey" instead of "Wade." they sound sort of similar, right?
They bought some chimichangas and sat down on a park bench. Deadpool pulled his mask up, revealing his mouth to start eating the chimichanga
"Hey, uhm..."
"What? My skin too ugly for ya wolvie? Cause trust me, I get that kinda shit ALOT!" Deadpool said through bites of his chimichanga
"Hey, uh Wade," Logan hesitated
"Yeah?" It took a minute for him to process what he said, and he just tossed the last bite of chimichanga in his mouth
"Wait, what did you just call me?" He mumbled, still chewing on his food
Logan hesitated before saying again, "Wade..."
He choked a bit when he said that "*cough* how the fuck do you know that?!"
"Shit... please dont tell me you had sex with a guy named Logan?"
"I uh did? How do you know THAT"
"SHIT, I HAD SEX WITH THE MOST ANNOYING PRICK IVE EVER MET! FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!"
"YOUR LOGAN?! HOLY SHIT I HAD SEX WITH THE WOLVERINE!" He squealed
The two were screaming in VERY different tones
Wade was ecstatic, and Logan was yelling at himself for being an idiot and they started yelling at each other with different points of view on if they liked it
"OH, YOU DEFINITELY LIKED IT KITTY! JUST ADMIT IT! BESIDES YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PINNED ME ON THE GROUND!" Wade argued at the defensive Wolverine
"No! NO I DIDNT YOU DICKHEAD!"
"I wouldn't mind giving your dick some head kitty~"
"JESUS CHRIST I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN HAVE YOU SUCK MY DICK!" Logan yelled
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Deadpool x Wolverine (will include one shots and short storys)
Fanfiction16+ Deadpool x Wolverine stories will include Smut, oneshots, and multiple part stories I do accept criticism as long as it's not too harsh or meant to be rude. The smut chapters are NOT I repeat NOT MEANT for less mature audiences I will indicate c...
