Deadpool x Wolverine (will include one shots and short storys)

A Date?

This will be the last one shit for the week

It was a bright, sunny morning, Logan was sprawled out on the couch, snoring loudly, Al was gone because of godknowswhat and Wade had a few too many drinks last night because he was still bitching about Vanessa and was next to Logan on the couch asleep and muttering random shit.

He somehow ended up wrapped around Logan in the middle of the night, and when Logan woke up to see Wade on him, he immediately pushed him off the couch and he landed on the ground with a thud

"Ughhhhhh, my head wants to kill itself right nowwwww" Wade said, slightly slurred, still hungover not mentioning that he was wrapped around Logan less then 10 seconds ago, and Logan wasn't gonna tell him.

"You gotta get over her Wade you've been sulking for weeks," Logan growled at him.

"I love her, though! She was - She is perfect for me, " Wade whined back

Logan was contemplating to himself how to help him. He was going through bottle after bottle and even taking Logans alcohol which earned him some claws in his abdomen.

"Ughhh, I'll do literally anything if you stop drinking my alcohol," Logan told him.

"Even-" Wade started "No" Logan growled

"Awwwwwwwwhhhhh," Wade whined

"What about if you take me out to dinner tonight?" Wade offered as a joke, not expecting him to say anything

"Fine," Logan replied, annoyed

Wade's eyes lit up, and he got off the ground. "Really?"

No way I'm about to go on a date with THE Logan howlette tonight, someone pinch me or punch me, whichever is faster

Wade thought to himself.

*at 7:30PM*

Logan was waiting for Wade wearing a red button-up flannel, a leather jacket, and khakis. "Wade, how long are you gonna take in there!" Logan yelled through the door as he knocked on it.

"Patience, peanut! Beauty takes time, " He yelled back

Logan was sitting on the couch waiting for another 5 minutes when he heard Wade's door open and he emerged wearing a dress down to his calfs "Fuck no, you are not wearing that" Logan growled

"Where's your alcohol then Logie bear?" Wade teased spinning himself towards the kitchen, his dress swishing around his legs

"Ugggghhhh I regret my choices that led to this moment" Logan groaned

"Oh you know you love me wolvie~ your just to tough to admit it" Wade giggled to him with a grin on his face.

"Alright, let's go and get this over with."

"Let's fucking go!"

*15 minutes later*

Wade and Logan walked to the restaurant and it was quiet for once, but ofcourse Wade ruined it by opening his mouth

"Honestly I didn't know you had other clothes other then boxers and a wife-beater like usual, i find when you wear this" Wade pointed to Logans chest "much sexier~"

"Shut up" Logan growled at him "I'd rather see you wearing something other then a dress Wade, your making yourself look weird"

Wade gasped dramatically "Oh wow and I thought guy's wore dresses when you were a kid"

"Shut up, and how do you know that, I don't take you as a person who actually looks up things about the 19th century,"

Wade was about to open his mouth but Logan told him