Definitely Unlucky (Drakengard x Male OC)

Oh Shit...!

Groaning, I feel myself begin to waken. My eyes groggily open, getting lighter as my body wakes up. I sit up from my bed and frown, realising my alarm hasn't gone off. I reach out to my phone and grab it, checking the time and seeing I slept through it. The time was 10am! And I had to be at university in an hour for a two hour trip! 

Mutasim: Shit...! 

I try to get out of bed, but my leg got held back in the blanket, making me fall on the floor. I shake my leg to get out of the blanket and stand up, rushing to my cupboard and changing clothes. I grab a black t-shirt, jeans and boots. I toss my clothes on and pick up my backpack, rushing downstairs. 

As soon as I turned into my living room, I was slammed back into the wall and the breath was knocked out of me upon impact. I let out a grunt as I fall. 

Mutasim: What the hell...?

I try to stand up, but a hand grabbed at my collar, lifted me up and slammed me back against the wall, this time with a sword pointing at my neck! 

Mutasim: H-Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! 

I do my best to relax and I check the aggressor's features. It was a woman with long white hair and dressed in a white cloak. She had a red eye and the other had a flower in it. In fact, she looked almost like-

Woman: Start talking or I'll tear you inside out! Where am I?! And who are you?! 

Mutasim: I-I'm Mutasim! A-And y-you're in my house. 

Woman: No shit I'm in your house! I mean in a general area! 

???: Gee sis. Maybe you shouldn't be so hard on him. Poor guy looks frail. 

Looking behind her, I see five other women, all of whom look far too familiar. As much as I wanted to tell who they were, I could scarcely believe it! How could they be real?! 

Woman: How bout you shut up Two? And let me handle this? Then I'll get back to killing you bitches! 

"TWO"?! FUCK! SO I AM RIGHT! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?! 

Five: I don't know... Maybe you should let me handle this. ~ He looks like a snack. ~

She smirks, licking her lips at me.

One: No. You are not draining him. Zero, just put him down. I don't think he'd want to tell us anything if he's threatened. 

Zero: Shut up One. But fine. 

She drops me and I take deep breaths, trying to regain my breath whilst calming myself down. This shouldn't be possible! Were these women just cosplaying and they broke into my home? No. That can't be. The front door was still locked and the backdoor is built like a tank. All the windows were closed and I'd know if I heard something from upstairs. I'm a light sleeper. So where the hell did they-

Zero: Wake up idiot! 

She slaps me across the face and I snap out of my thoughts, my cheek stinging from the force. 

Four: Z-Zero! There's no need to be so rough with him! 

Mutasim: This can't be real... 

I mumble to myself, but it didn't go unnoticed by Zero who glared at me. 

Zero: What did you say?! 

I shake my head and look up at her. 

Mutasim: You can't be real... None of you... 

Five: Wanna cup a feel of these puppies for proof? ~

Three: What do you mean by that? 

Mutasim: Y-You... If I explain, do I have your word you're not gonna beat the shit out of me anymore? 

The Intoners share a glance with each other with the exception of Zero who just continues to glare at me. 

Four: We promise. Just please help us understand what's going on. 

Nodding, I push myself up to my feet and enter the living room, walking past Zero and heading towards my PlayStation 3. I turn it on and select Drakengard 3. The girls watch the TV, frowning. 

One: What magic is this? 

Mutasim: Not magic. Technology. 

The title screen shows up and I press "START" and select the very first mission of the game. Upon doing so, the intro revealed Zero and Michael, making the Intoners frown. 

Zero: What the hell?! 

Two: Zero...? 

Four: Hold on. I don't know what's going on anymore. What are you trying to show us? 

Mutasim: Gimme a few minutes and I'll show the rest of you. 

They remain silent as I play through the intro segment of the game and then the first encounter with them plays, making their eyes widen. I pause the game at the end of the cutscene and turn to the sisters. 

Mutasim: That's how I know all of you. Zero, One, Two, Three, Four and Five. It's why I said you're not real. You're from a video game, a product made for entertainment. So how the hell are you all here?! 

One: So... We're just... fiction? 

Mutasim: Yeah. So unless you guys are just playing dress-up and not the real deal... 

Four: We can try and prove that we're real, if you'd like. 

She opens her mouth and I quickly realise what she's about to do! I clap my hand over her mouth, stopping her from singing her song. 

Mutasim: Nope! Nope! Not doing that! I'd rather my house didn't magically turn into a giant citadel. 

Four nods and I remove my hand from her mouth. 

Three: So you also know what our songs do then... 

Zero: Give me one reason not to tear you apart now. 

She raises her sword at me. I take a deep breath before answering. 

Mutasim: Because I know what lies in wait for all of you at the end of your stories. And unlike Accord, I'd be willing to tell you. 

Zero's eye glints upon hearing Accord, but she lowered her blade and sighed. 

Zero: Goddamnit... 

Mutasim: Anyway, as much as I'd love to tell you ladies what happens, I am really late for university and I need hurry up. 

Five: Uni-whatity? 

I rush into the kitchen to grab a snack, but as soon as I grab a pack of cookies from the drawer, I see two large figures outside my house in the back! 

Mutasim: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE DRAGONS TOO?!

The Intoners enter the kitchen and look out the window, seeing what I found. One of them was a giant white dragon and the other was a red dragon. Beside the red dragon was a few people, a woman with long brown hair, dressed in unique knight armour, a man with blonde hair and a green coat, a child with blonde hair and a woman dressed in some brown leather outfit. 

Zero: So that's where Mikhail went... 

Three: But who's the other dragon and those people? 

Mutasim: Goddamnit...! Okay, look, I can't hang around any longer. Just... I'll be back in around 4 hours, just... Try not to break anything and for the love of God, don't start killing each other! And yes, Zero, I'm looking at you! 

Zero: Fuck off. 

Mutasim: Exactly what I plan to do. Oh! Also, don't piss that red dragon off. She's as much of a genocidal maniac as you if not more. 

With that said, I run to the front of my house and burst out from the front door, making my way to the university. 

This shit was NOT happening! No FUCKING way!