Definitely Unlucky (Drakengard x Male OC)

A Lot To Drake In

I am very sorry for that horrible pun...

I begin to wake up, groaning quietly as I did so. As I wake, I feel my bed is heavier than usual, making me frown. Upon opening my eyes, I see exactly why the bed felt heavier. A busty blonde woman was lying on my bed, looking at me with a little smirk. 

Five: Good morning. ~ I hope you don't mind some... "company". ~

She tries to stroke my hair, but I just kick her out of my bed, making her yelp as she fell. I throw the blanket off me and sit up, getting up from the other side of the bed. Five stands up and rubs her head. 

Five: You're such a meanie. 

Mutasim: Just... Please, shut up. 

I rub my eyes, getting rid of the dry eye crap. After doing that, I open my curtains and I'm met with Angelus and Mikhail looking at me. Nodding slowly, I open my window. 

Mutasim: You want something? 

Mikhail: I-I have to go pee! 

Mutasim: Just piss in the back garden, anywhere except for the shed. 

Angelus: What?! No! I refuse to remain here if this lesser dragon urinates here! 

Mutasim: Do you want to be hunted down and most definitely end up dead? Then suck up your dragon pride and deal with it. 

Angelus: You still need to explain how you know us. 

Mutasim: Fine, long story short, all of you guys are from a fictional creation called Drakengard or Drag-on Dragoon. That's how I know all of you, and yes, I know your name Angelus. 

The red dragon's eyes widened upon hearing her own name. 

Angelus: A dragon's name is an intimate thing to know. How would you know when even Caim doesn't? 

Mutasim: I'll explain it all after breakfast. Do you want to eat anything? 

Angelus: No. 

Mikhail: T-Thank you. 

Angelus and I turn to Mikhail to see him letting loose the last few drops of his pee. I shake my head. 

Mutasim: Right... Anyway, I'll see you soon. 

I leave my bedroom and head back down to the living room and meet with everyone else. Though judging from Zero glaring at One and One crossing her arms while looking away, I felt something happened last night. 

Mutasim: Alright, what happened? 

Leonard: The one known as Zero made a comment about One and... 

Faerie: They hate each other! They absolutely despise each other! 

Mutasim: Shut up Faerie! 

Faerie: Hah! Make me! 

Leonard: I am terribly sorry for this. 

Dito: So what now? 

Zero: Now, I wanna know what the hell is going on. So... You gonna start explaining shit to us? 

I nod and bring out a large whiteboard that was leftover in my cellar from the previous occupants. I grab a marker and start scribbling. 

Mutasim: Right. Let's start with timelines. 

Four: Timelines? I thought you were going to explain how we can get back home. 

Mutasim: I have no idea. I don't even know how you people got here. 

Zero: Fucking great... 

Two: So this timeline stuff... Why are you telling us this? 

Mutasim: Because it explains your stories and a lot of other things you don't know about. And the main part, is the reasoning behind why Zero wants you sisters dead.