Definitely Unlucky (Drakengard x Male OC)

Five's Idea of Fun Part 1

After everyone had a turn at playing Zombies, except Seere, Mikhail and Angelus, everyone was in a much happier mood. Whether it was because they got to kill something again or just actually enjoyed sitting and laughing as the pixels of blood flew all over the screen. Caim and Dito especially enjoyed it. I'm sure Arioch would've loved it a lot more if there were kids being killed, but that's just Arioch. 

Right now, we were all sat in the living room, watching football. Funnily enough, it wasn't even my idea. I've never been a fan of football. Weird as it sounds, it was actually Octa's idea. Though I had a feeling he wanted to watch Women's Football. From the corner of my eye, I see him clearly annoyed. Yep. That's the perv for ya. 

Zero: Soooo... Lemme get this straight. These guys just run back and forth trying to kick a single ball into the other side's goal? 

Mutasim: Yep. 

Zero: If I wanted to watch people kick balls all day long, I'd have a look at cock and ball torture porn. 

Decadus: Oh my...! Such exquisite pain...!

Mutasim: Okay, first of all, Zero, how the hell do you know what that is? And second, Decadus, you need to calm down with the masochism. There's a kid who can't age here for crying out loud. 

Zero: Remember when you left the laptop here? Well... We went on something called Reddit and things spiralled from there. There's a lot of weird shit in this time. 

Mutasim: You have no idea... 

Now that I think about it, maybe giving these guys access to the Internet was not a good idea. What if they found-

Five: Oooh! That reminds me. ~ What's this about "Rule 34"? ~

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four: F-Five! 

Five: What? I'm just curious. There were some... "interesting" things there. Even more interesting when we typed in "Drakengard". ~

I shake my head. 

Mutasim: Oh boy... 

Zero: Wait! You fucking knew?! 

Faerie: Ah hah hah hah hah! You humans are all the same! Filthy smelly perverts, the lot of you! All of you obsessing over sex, you're wild animals!

Zero: ...I'm gonna kill him. 

Two: Huh?! Wait, why him?! It's not like he drew any of it. 

Zero: Well, someone's dying today! Especially since I saw myself on that shit nearly a hundred times! And why was Mikhail with me in them?! 

One: You're acting like you're the only one who was in those pictures... 

I run my hand through my hair and take a couple deep breaths, knowing that we'd basically crossed the line of sanity. Zero had to be physically restrained by Two, Three, Four and One. Five had quietly left the room, making my eyes widen. 

Mutasim: Wait. Where's Five?! 

Almost immediately, everyone stopped fighting and we all look towards the kitchen. Upon looking, we see Five holding up the laptop, showing off a video of Zero getting... Well, you can imagine. I cover Seere's eyes. 

Seere: Huh? What's going on? I can't see! 

Mutasim: You don't wanna see, trust me. 

Zero was practically foaming at the mouth while Dito laughed, Decadus was stunned, Cent was doing his best to avert his gaze and Octa was shamelessly watching.