Herrscher of SAO

Another Joke Boss Fight

-ALO Yiggdrasil World Tree, the Abyss- Sirin Pov-
Oberon has summoned the mighty Excalibur, it is a nice shiny golden sword, unfortunately for him its nothing in comparison to the Domain of Incandescene. He flies at me blindly and swings wide and sloppily, clearly he isnt a true player or anything. He is simply an account figurehead, how disapointing. I continue to dodge his crappy attempts at striking me even with boosted spells from all the races in the game, he still couldnt keep up with my speed. "How pathetic your defeated by a player who barely started the game, but then again unfortunately for you you dont have power here despite your admin account. your just a perverted sorry excuse for a sumbag human trying to play god and from what i can gather play manipulator and mastermind. a good tactic if i didnt already know what you have been doing in this game. Besidess your no Otto Apocalypse, you wont have as devious or as well thaught out plan as that man." i say as he swings wildly and sloppily at me "shut up you wench i am the god of this game you are nothing to me!" he swings and i perposefuly get hit to show him how outclassed he is. As he hit me he screams out "you left yourself open your dead now!" he says as his attack cleaves through my midsection and i just stand there for a moment before laughing maniacally "what whats so funyy huh you should be dead and banned from my world?! why arent you dead?!" he screams as he slashes more wildly than before. "you are a fool  didnt you know ever to look above someones name at thier status in this game?" i ask him perposefully revealing my status to him he looked up and stumbled back "no thats not possible, theres no way that can be right, im the god of this world, there is no way that you can be Immortal or a goddess!" he yelled in denial as i looked up to see the same purple hexigonal status window pop up from SAO but it was different 'Immortal Devine Goddess' was its text above my head, i wonder if kayaba buffed my admin status across the world of games. hm how neat if that were true, unfortunately i wouldnt be able to ask him. "unlike you who are a brat trying to play god, i was born one, or rather gifted the power. go ahead and try to hurt me you fool, you know what im going to let you hit me as hard as you can with my immortality disabled, now hold on you might of misheard me, not half as hard, not some arbatrary percentage. I want you to hit me as hard as you can" i say calmly and clearly. "and if i dont play along" he says clearly liking the idea "well then i guess asuna belongs to me now"  i say jokingly but clearly he didnt buy the joke and hits me in the neck hard chunking my HP". i smirk "ooh consider that nerve touched" he backs up his expression faultering "What, How?!" i chuckle as my wound heals "its as a soon to be broken man once said, your either perfect or your not me" i say and send him through several walls before he catches himself. he flops over still not dead but heavily injured. i then turn on the pain setting to 10 for him exclusively, he then gets up "im not done yet i can still win this you understand i am an admin, the god of this world, your just a puny mortal bitchwith no sence of justice!" he says taunting me, i sigh "you know i was going to let you have one last chance, but now you pissed me off, so you know what im going to give you thr death you deserve. im going to use all the magic i have at my disposal. just try to stop me now die you fool!" i start charging up my ultimate magical attack i unlocked durring my time playing. after about a few minutes i point my finger at him as the magic condenses into the focal point on my finger, "soon all youll be  feeling is oblivion, that and or disapointment of how you fail! so go ahead flip that coin". he grunts in anger asi begin flowing all the magic i have outwardly at him "Final Flash!" and i fire the massive blast at him. "Oh cute she named it... Oh Shit!" as the beam colides with him making a massive explosion and blasting through the world tree  and into tge sky outside. when my magic depleates fully i see nothing remain as i use my admin powers to free Asuna and the remaining 299 players from Sao. i also  direct message Kirito your welcome, go see your girlfriend irl boi, i just saved her for you, you owe me one. he replies back thanks, i owe you big time, ill teat you to something one of these days , i reply back save it for a rainy day when i need help for once. im here if you need me. i then go to Veyle who is paitiently guarding the dungeon to the world tree. "Your back sirin! the game crashed while you were in there so i hoped that was a good sign" she says exutedly as she tackle hugs me knocking the wind out of me. "Hello Veyle, you alright there?" i ask her patting her head as i shake my head in amusement. "i was worried sick about you i wanted to make sure our glorious leader was doi ng fine and low and behold your still here standing, so did you win or what?" she asks in one fell swoop. "yes i won, Kirito owes me now and Asuna is safe, all is good  i might pick up a few different new games to take a break from everything" i state. "of course i dont expect you to stay in the same game forever, me and Goldmary  will fallow you reguardless" she smiles cheerily. "well your not obligated to do so, i may be your leader but you two are your own persons i want you to have freedom instead of being constantly behind me or in my shadow, i want you girls to shine with or without me. Besides i have  aome thingz to take care of above game. i gave you girls my address come see me if you wish." i say and she nods saluting me before i log off and take off my NervGear i kept. i just laid there for a moment befre glancing at the cock seeing its almost midnight, i check my phone to see messages from my sisters doctor, i can go see her tommorow where she will finally be able to wakeup and move around after these past few years after being in the icu. looks like my regeneration works on others, good ill finally have my sister back. Veyle and Goldmary dont know much about my family other than at one point i had mentioned i had a sister waiting for me. I sent both a text thanking them for being there to keep me sane and for being my only friends i can trust deeply, i offer to take them out to go celebrate irl and to show them somethething special.

A/N: Wassup readers, its ya boi back from the depths of hell back with annother chapter, ill be frank i might  make a different book after this chapter cause i kinda lost traction with this book after a while,  like i know chronologically what happens but im not sure i want to drag out the book to Alicization i feel like ill get  burned out. plus we know Sirin is broken af she would win all the next arcs in faster time than kirito. its kinda sad. so ill leave it up to you all. Please tell me what would you rather see Sirin jump into My Hero Academia, or a different anime (note it has to be one ive seen ill shoot down ones i havent.) anyways have a good day yall
-B