The Graduating Class of '09 (Class of '09 (Re-Up) x Male Reader)

Bonus Chapter 5 - FYE

A/N - "Did y'all hear what happened about Typhlosion?"

- He needs to be normal (Route) -

Jecka: "Wait-- no fuck you!"

Jeffrey: "Hey, c'mon!"

Jecka: "You think random girls in public wanna indulge your foot fetish."

Jeffrey: "It's not a fetish! Stop trying to stigmatize it that way!"

Jecka: "You wanna pay girls money to step on you, I don't think anything's needed such little trying to be stigmatized."

Jeffrey: "You're making it sexual, it's not like that!"

Jecka: "Oh so you have guys step on you too?"

Jeffrey: "No, I only like it from girls."

Jecka: "So if sex is involved, it's sexual you fuckin' freak!"

Jeffrey: "I swear it's not! I just like the warm feet of girls cause it's comfortable. Like they're taking care of me if they were my mommy."

Jecka: "Oh.. Well when you put it that way it sounds normal."

Jeffrey: "Really? So you wanna try--"

Jecka: "Fuck off and hang yourself in a Burger King playground."

Jeffrey: "Rgh! I don't get it!"

Jecka: "Don't pull out a gun."

Jeffrey: "I just try to be nice to girls by telling them how beautiful they are and they just throw it back in my face."

Jecka: "Yeah, you know why?"

Jeffrey: "Oh.. I guess because it's inappropriate to go up to people in public something so special."

Jecka: "No, it's because you're ugly as shit. You dress like you're from a VHS tape that teaches kids how to read."

Jeffrey: "So all you care about is looks?"

Jecka: "You know what, actually yeah."

Jeffrey: "But there's gotta be more people than that. Like kindness of the heart."

Jecka: "No, cause why would I date a guy for his kind heart while trying not to throw up while he fucks me on his broke-ass Sleepy's mattress."

Jeffrey: "So does that mean you wouldn't date (Y/N) after all?"

Jecka: "No, of course not."

Jeffrey: "Then does that mean-"

Jecka: "KILL. YOUR. SELF!" She walked away infuriated. She was already at the risk of running late as is. 

- Chrome Diner (Evening) -

Jecka burst into Chrome Diner, heart racing with panic. Jeffrey's clumsy attempts to hook up had been a frustrating waste of time, leaving her on the edge of running late. Still, she forced herself to believe she could make it just in time.

Jecka: "Okay, I think I'm on time!" She felt slightly relieved almost out of breath.

Emily: "What are you doing here?"

Jecka: "I'm working today, aren't I? Fuck did I get Tuesday mixed with Thursday again?"

Emily: "Hate to break it to ya but.." Jecka interrupted her yet again.

Jecka: "Why don't they rename Thursday to something good like Chick-Fil-A Day?"

Emily: "Bitch you got fired!" She blurted out.