#1 The signs' responds in a car accident...
♈️Aries: "Hell yeah! I'm alive bitches!!"
♉️Taurus: *not caring about anything except for the chips they're eating*
♊️Gemini: *looking around, trying to figure out what just happened*
♋️Cancer: *saying every curse word they know*
♌️Leo: "Well... at least I didn't hurt myself"
♍️Virgo: "My Phone!" *freaks out and starts searching for it* *sees a huge crack on it* "SON OF A BITCH!"
♎️Libra: "I'M SUEING YOU! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
♏️Scorpio: *Trying to strangle the other driver but can't; because the police is pushing them away*
♐️Sagittarius: *whispers to themselves* "Time to whip some bitches" *grabs a tree branch*
♑️Capricorn: *calls the police* "uh... I just had a car accident and I was wondering... is murdering legal in this case?"
♒️Aquarius: laughs and sings "bitch you can't fuck with me if you wanted to!"
♓️Pisces: *on the social media* I just had an accident! #ahhh #imgonnakillsomeone #mydadisgonnakillme
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✤Zodiac Signs✤
RandomIn this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.
