#24 The Signs as insults...
♈️Aries: wow, that's a lovely shade of ultra bitch you're wearing today
♉️Taurus: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would've farted
♊️Gemini: you shouldn't play hide and seek, cause no one would look for you
♋️Cancer: I'd slap you, but shit stains
♌️Leo: Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
♍️Virgo: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that
♎️Libra: I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you
♏️Scorpio: I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it
♐️Sagittarius: Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
♑️Capricorn: You bring everyone a big amount of joy when you leave the room
♒️Aquarius: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
♓️Pisces: Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
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✤Zodiac Signs✤
DiversosIn this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.
