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yuta: hey has anyone seen yuji?

yuta: we were meant to train together but i can't find him anywhere

Maki: I think he's out of commission right now.

satoru GOATjo: ooh, uh.. yeah.. he's not available right now

RealPanda: What happened?

satoru GOATjo: well to put it lightly, let's just say nobara gave him 'the rectal ravager' the other day

Maki: That was not putting it lightly at all.

salmon69: tuna mayo

yuta: she gave him the what?? 😨

RealPanda: I am not sure whether or not more context will make that better or worse

satoru GOATjo: yh nobara was a lil bit mad about getting timed out on here

satoru GOATjo: so apparently she gave yuji the anal annihilator

yuta: with what? 😨😨

RealPanda: Why would you ask that?

Maki: That is absolutely disgusting

salmon69: bonito flakes

yuta: that's what i'm saying inumaki

satoru GOATjo: yuta: with what? 😨😨

u dont wanna know

satoru GOATjo: so yeah yuji needs to recover from the colon cataclysm

Maki: STOP WITH THE FUCKING NICKNAMES

shoko!: i didn't know nobara was such a close friend of diddy

satoru GOATjo: faaaaacts i was surprised too

RealPanda: Why did Nobara get timed out anyway

gregumi: She is literally unhinged, that's why.

satoru GOATjo: yeah

satoru GOATjo: she thinks she has rizz which is completely untrue

gregumi: I.. don't think it has anything to do with rizz.

yuta: well that is really horrific and has scarred me

yuta: should we get nobara an immediate psychiatric review?

Maki: Yes.

satoru GOATjo: she would probably just straight up murder her therapist

gregumi: Yeah exactly.

RealPanda: When are you going to let her come back?

satoru GOATjo: probably in like.. 3 chapters

Maki: Oi shut the fuck up

Maki: Shut your fourth wall breakign ass up

satoru GOATjo: fourth wall looking breedable 🥵 💦

RealPanda: Oh my goodness gracious

salmon69: salmon

salmon69: kelp

salmon69: bonito flakes tuna tuna 

shoko!: nahhh what is blud spitting

satoru GOATjo: don't worry about it

satoru GOATjo: bro is just trying to bring tongues back

shoko!: i'm already bringing tongue back 😉

shoko! tongue(ing your) back(side)

Maki: Thank you for the clarification.

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