yuta: hey has anyone seen yuji?
yuta: we were meant to train together but i can't find him anywhere
Maki: I think he's out of commission right now.
satoru GOATjo: ooh, uh.. yeah.. he's not available right now
RealPanda: What happened?
satoru GOATjo: well to put it lightly, let's just say nobara gave him 'the rectal ravager' the other day
Maki: That was not putting it lightly at all.
salmon69: tuna mayo
yuta: she gave him the what?? 😨
RealPanda: I am not sure whether or not more context will make that better or worse
satoru GOATjo: yh nobara was a lil bit mad about getting timed out on here
satoru GOATjo: so apparently she gave yuji the anal annihilator
yuta: with what? 😨😨
RealPanda: Why would you ask that?
Maki: That is absolutely disgusting
salmon69: bonito flakes
yuta: that's what i'm saying inumaki
satoru GOATjo: yuta: with what? 😨😨
u dont wanna know
satoru GOATjo: so yeah yuji needs to recover from the colon cataclysm
Maki: STOP WITH THE FUCKING NICKNAMES
shoko!: i didn't know nobara was such a close friend of diddy
satoru GOATjo: faaaaacts i was surprised too
RealPanda: Why did Nobara get timed out anyway
gregumi: She is literally unhinged, that's why.
satoru GOATjo: yeah
satoru GOATjo: she thinks she has rizz which is completely untrue
gregumi: I.. don't think it has anything to do with rizz.
yuta: well that is really horrific and has scarred me
yuta: should we get nobara an immediate psychiatric review?
Maki: Yes.
satoru GOATjo: she would probably just straight up murder her therapist
gregumi: Yeah exactly.
RealPanda: When are you going to let her come back?
satoru GOATjo: probably in like.. 3 chapters
Maki: Oi shut the fuck up
Maki: Shut your fourth wall breakign ass up
satoru GOATjo: fourth wall looking breedable 🥵 💦
RealPanda: Oh my goodness gracious
salmon69: salmon
salmon69: kelp
salmon69: bonito flakes tuna tuna
shoko!: nahhh what is blud spitting
satoru GOATjo: don't worry about it
satoru GOATjo: bro is just trying to bring tongues back
shoko!: i'm already bringing tongue back 😉
shoko! tongue(ing your) back(side)
Maki: Thank you for the clarification.
