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gregumi: Kugisaki. I regret ever agreeing to hang out with you.

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: what did i do??? 😇😇😇

gregumi: You convinced me to try whatever the fuck that unholy abomination of a cocktail you made was.

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: wait u mean the California Tap Water? do not insult my craft like that

gregumi: I would rather have ingested raw sewage

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: ur freaky ahh straight up WANTS to do that anyway 👅👅👅

fingereater69: was this the thing you did while i was in the toilet

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: yuh and i must say i created a real banger. 

satoru GOATjo: what was in it

satoru GOATjo: tell me so i can trick utahime into drinking it i mean try it

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: GOJO! I can read your FUCKING messages!

satoru GOATjo: woah. that's bad language. my poor lil eyes cant handle :(

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: omg i am SO sorry children i lost my temper for a second

fingereater69: wow utahime-san you're lowkey a bad person

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: No i'm not :(

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: satoru GOATjo: what was in it

i think it was like 70% gasoline or smth?? 

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: idk.. smth light like that tho 🤔

gregumi: I fucking HOPE it wasn't 70% gasoline.

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: it was like 40% tequila, 25% vodka and then 35% milk

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: garnished with a stick of celery and voila, the California Tap Water

fingereater69: y'all fucking WHAT

fingereater69: MILK

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: no but real talk i think im only just starting to get over the hangover 3 days later

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: i blame itadoris luscious ass

fingereater69: i wasn't even there first of all, second of all thank you, third of all that's not what we're here to talk about

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: oooooh mb so u wanted that in the DMs huh 😈😈😈

fingereater69: not what i said at all

gregumi: Oh yeah that was it. I'm lactose intolerant as well so that didn't help

satoru GOATjo: GREGUMI SHIDDIN !!!

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: YES !!!

gregumi: Why the fuck are you celebrating that?

satoru GOATjo: bro lowkey shat his brains out and is humiliated about it

fingereater69: kugisaki why did u copy paste that message into our DMs

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: thought u wanted it in the dms bru

fingereater69: no man no

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: o sorry king. my bad bro. u know i be tweaking like that sometimes

gregumi: You've adopted a very strange way of talking lately

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨:  um no UR adopted !! 

fingereater69: that's REALLY mean

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: Gojo do you not train your students in manners or behavior at ALL?

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