besties 4 lyfe
fingereater69: hey guys i am in need of assistance
yuta: ohh hey yuji! i hope you're doing well after... uh... yeah
fingereater69: i'm recovering
RESTLESS GAMBLER: That shit sounded horrific af ngl
fingereater69: it was
fingereater69: i didn't even know they made em that long tbh
yuta: 😨
RESTLESS GAMBLER: Oh dear
satoru GOATjo: yuji lemme ask the question on ALL of our minds
fingereater69: ??
satoru GOATjo: did she use resonance on your bussy
choso 🩸: what in the actual fuck.
RESTLESS GAMBLER: I mean that question definitely wasn't on my mind but alright
choso 🩸: yes i am interested in your definition of 'all'.
satoru GOATjo: we all wanted to know that tho i thought
choso 🩸: well you were wrong, unfortunately.
xX yuki Xx: Missionary.
choso 🩸: what?
RESTLESS GAMBLER: Man yall really jus be saying anything
xX yuki Xx: i was just telling u my fav position pookie
choso 🩸: oh. please don't.
satoru GOATjo: BORING ASS FAVORITE POSITION IM NOT EVEN GON LIE
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: SHUT THE HECK UP GOJO!!
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: Guys. Please can we try to have a normal conversation for once?
choso 🩸: facts.
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: Everyone is tired of our constant cursed conversations, I think we are talking about sexual things about 75% of time
yuta: only 75%?
fingereater69: better get those numbers up ngl
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: NO STOP IT.
yuta: utahime is right though guys! especially since nobara isn't here, we might be able to have actual meaningful conversations!
RESTLESS GAMBLER: Meaningful is a stretch
RESTLESS GAMBLER: We still have Itadori, Gojo and all the other weirdos here
007: OMFG R U KIDDING
RESTLESS GAMBLER: Like Mai
007: dude stfu i cant believe this
yuta: what's wrong mai?
007: why tf is kugisaki STILL muted
fingereater69: she is serving her sentence for being an absolute deviant
007: who tf am i meant to violently flirt with then??
fingereater69: um, literally anyone else
fingereater69: preferably no one actually
shoko!: mai
007: what do u want
shoko!: are you and nobara actually like... doing... stuff?
007: EWWWWWWWWW NO WTFFFF 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
007: EWWWW HOW TF COULD U EVEN SAY THAT 👿👿👿👿👿👿
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