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fingereater69: hey guys i am in need of assistance

yuta: ohh hey yuji! i hope you're doing well after... uh... yeah

fingereater69: i'm recovering

RESTLESS GAMBLER: That shit sounded horrific af ngl

fingereater69: it was

fingereater69: i didn't even know they made em that long tbh

yuta: 😨

RESTLESS GAMBLER: Oh dear

satoru GOATjo: yuji lemme ask the question on ALL of our minds

fingereater69: ??

satoru GOATjo: did she use resonance on your bussy

choso 🩸: what in the actual fuck.

RESTLESS GAMBLER: I mean that question definitely wasn't on my mind but alright

choso 🩸: yes i am interested in your definition of 'all'.

satoru GOATjo: we all wanted to know that tho i thought 

choso 🩸: well you were wrong, unfortunately.

xX yuki Xx: Missionary.

choso 🩸: what?

RESTLESS GAMBLER: Man yall really jus be saying anything

xX yuki Xx: i was just telling u my fav position pookie

choso 🩸: oh. please don't.

satoru GOATjo: BORING ASS FAVORITE POSITION IM NOT EVEN GON LIE

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: SHUT THE HECK UP GOJO!!

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: Guys. Please can we try to have a normal conversation for once?

choso 🩸: facts.

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: Everyone is tired of our constant cursed conversations, I think we are talking about sexual things about 75% of time

yuta: only 75%? 

fingereater69: better get those numbers up ngl

SHOKO FRICK YEAH: NO STOP IT.

yuta: utahime is right though guys! especially since nobara isn't here, we might be able to have actual meaningful conversations!

RESTLESS GAMBLER: Meaningful is a stretch

RESTLESS GAMBLER: We still have Itadori, Gojo and all the other weirdos here

007: OMFG R U KIDDING

RESTLESS GAMBLER: Like Mai

007: dude stfu i cant believe this

yuta: what's wrong mai?

007: why tf is kugisaki STILL muted

fingereater69: she is serving her sentence for being an absolute deviant

007: who tf am i meant to violently flirt with then??

fingereater69: um, literally anyone else

fingereater69: preferably no one actually

shoko!: mai

007: what do u want

shoko!: are you and nobara actually like... doing... stuff?

007: EWWWWWWWWW NO WTFFFF 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

007: EWWWW HOW TF COULD U EVEN SAY THAT 👿👿👿👿👿👿

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